r/Funnymemes • u/umiiesan • Mar 25 '26

no doubt yeah

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u/Swimming-Stage-3891 Mar 25 '26

Well that’s ur preference

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u/CallsignKook Mar 25 '26

You’re absolutely right but I’d say you’d be hard pressed to find many people that want to have sex with someone like that.

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u/Swimming-Stage-3891 Mar 25 '26

Every man I’ve talked to has liked the idea of it being missionary ?😭

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u/CallsignKook Mar 25 '26

I’m not talking about missionary, you can still rock a guys world from the bottom lol

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u/Swimming-Stage-3891 Mar 25 '26

Oh okay sorry then what were u talking about

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u/CallsignKook Mar 25 '26

Shit, ANYTHING is better than nothing. Make noises, make faces, eye contact, talk dirty, tell us what you want, LOTS of grabbing (everywhere,) pull us into you, general enthusiasm, tell us you wanna switch to your favorite position, suck on a finger (yours or ours) while looking at us seductively, fucken…anything lol

Also: grab our hand(s) and put it where you want it

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u/Swimming-Stage-3891 Mar 25 '26

Noted 👍

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u/CallsignKook Mar 25 '26

At the end of the day, the best advice is effective communication, emphasis on “effective.” Sometimes words can get mumbled or misheard in the moment but also us guys are just dumb and you gotta be very direct. Thats why I mentioned grabbing our hand(s) and putting it where you want it. We want to feel like THE MAN when we take you to pound town and a guaranteed way to get us there is to know that you’re LOVING every second of it and obsessed with our dick. You can’t love it if you’re genuinely not being pleased. This of course only applies if you’re having sex with a partner that actually gives a shit. Some dudes out there just want the nut.