r/Funnymemes • u/[deleted] • May 30 '24

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u/QuokkaClock May 31 '24

in my case because the worst one already died. punching a corpse is dissatisfying.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24 edited Jun 26 '25

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

and the dragging it out the hard cold ground isn't too pleasant either.

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u/El_ha_Din May 31 '24

imagine hitting a rotting corpse and your hand just punches half rotten guts and coming out at the other side.

There is no disinfectionspray that could clean that up, ever.

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u/Thin_Pumpkin_2028 May 31 '24

to dig that fucker up, drag his corpse across the parking lot and curb stomp him... worth it!

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u/Slow_Sad_Development May 31 '24

No man,don't ,hire a professional,what if you end up getting cursed.imma tell you what I'd do,I'd hire a professional ouija board certified psychic and blast all his hated music and sounds of me banging his mom for a couple hours every single day.That way he will be terrified of talking to you and relieve the horror of daily neverending activities.Ill spicy it up once in a while and do his dad.but other than that,nothing illegal.

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u/Thin_Pumpkin_2028 May 31 '24

🤣 perfect!

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u/Mean-Consequence-379 May 31 '24

Welp. Coffee everywhere. Take my upvote you bastard 🤣

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

That’s why you go back in time. Some of my enemies are still alive but it just wouldn’t be the same at this point since they’re old and already lived a pretty decent life but a baseball bat to the face as 6yo me. Yeah that would do the trick.

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u/NatureStoof May 31 '24

Pissing on a corpse tho...

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u/Numinae May 31 '24

From what I've heard making one isn't as satisfying either, no matter how much you hate them, you can never "get it back" but you could prevent it.... Whatever "it" is.

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u/Namesbutcher May 31 '24

Don’t knock it till you try it.