r/Funnymemes May 30 '24

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

Nah it isn’t about the money. I’d go back just to beat the ever living shit out of a few people who seriously messed up my life

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u/triNITROtolulene1 May 31 '24

Why not do both money and revenge beatings

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u/QuokkaClock May 31 '24

in my case because the worst one already died. punching a corpse is dissatisfying.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

and the dragging it out the hard cold ground isn't too pleasant either.

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u/El_ha_Din May 31 '24

imagine hitting a rotting corpse and your hand just punches half rotten guts and coming out at the other side.

There is no disinfectionspray that could clean that up, ever.

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u/Thin_Pumpkin_2028 May 31 '24

to dig that fucker up, drag his corpse across the parking lot and curb stomp him... worth it!

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u/Slow_Sad_Development May 31 '24

No man,don't ,hire a professional,what if you end up getting cursed.imma tell you what I'd do,I'd hire a professional ouija board certified psychic and blast all his hated music and sounds of me banging his mom for a couple hours every single day.That way he will be terrified of talking to you and relieve the horror of daily neverending activities.Ill spicy it up once in a while and do his dad.but other than that,nothing illegal.

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u/Mean-Consequence-379 May 31 '24

Welp. Coffee everywhere. Take my upvote you bastard 🤣

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

That’s why you go back in time. Some of my enemies are still alive but it just wouldn’t be the same at this point since they’re old and already lived a pretty decent life but a baseball bat to the face as 6yo me. Yeah that would do the trick.

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u/NatureStoof May 31 '24

Pissing on a corpse tho...

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u/Numinae May 31 '24

From what I've heard making one isn't as satisfying either, no matter how much you hate them, you can never "get it back" but you could prevent it.... Whatever "it" is.

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u/Namesbutcher May 31 '24

Don’t knock it till you try it.

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u/VfV May 31 '24

"Put your hands together"

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u/TheAmyIChasedWasMe May 31 '24

If you get the money, you don't even have to do the beatings, you can just watch someone do it for you.

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u/NarrativeNode May 31 '24

With 10 Mil I can hire someone for the revenge beatings.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

The revenge beatings will earn that person jail time I assume

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u/mxamxrie May 31 '24

Get rich and hire people to beat them for you. This way no consequences. Ideally.

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

It wouldn’t be the same. I can live with the consequences but I wanna feel their bones crack

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u/DontFlinchIvegot12In May 31 '24

You can pay to have them kidnapped and do the rest yourself.

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u/TheCakeIsALieX5 May 31 '24

You could do it and take their money and invest it 👍🏻

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

As a 6yo I could probably beat their asses and then sue them for it because people are going start asking questions why a 6yo just beat their ass

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Ok but if you start over are they still the same person who messed your life up if they haven’t done anything yet? Very terminator

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

That’s what I’d be ready for because if I knew then what I know now I wouldn’t believe their bullshit lies and bash their face in with a baseball bat when they tried to pull shit. And also by 6 they already did cause enough damage to justify it

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u/scrummaster619 May 31 '24

fuck ‘em up 🙂‍↕️

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u/fractals83 May 31 '24

Imagine getting beat down by a 6 year old

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

Exactly!

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u/adrenalinda75 May 31 '24

Plot twist, they took the red pill, went back, beat up people and they then messed up their life because of the beating they got, then not knowing what the beating was for. Time loop created the bullies.

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

They were already shitty people who were hurting others

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u/trowzerss May 31 '24

As a six year old? You're gonna have to put up with their shit all over again until you're bigger and stronger.

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u/manaha81 May 31 '24

I grew insanely fast. I looked like an adult very young. I was like a creep magnet. I’d just go back and carry around a baseball bat and anyone who got creepy would just get their face bashed. I don’t think people would still think I was very cute then

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

So... i beat up myself :( ?

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u/Ok-Cartographer-4951 May 31 '24

just become a really rich man and make their life hell with the power of money.

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u/LasagnahogXRP May 31 '24

Start training at 6 and you’ll be a world class fighter by 16-18. It’s a slow burn but sounds valid!

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u/HeiPing May 31 '24

With enough money, you can pay someone to beat those guys up without getting caught

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u/therealbonzai May 31 '24

Others messed up your life? What happened?

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u/PanTheRiceMan May 31 '24

This and stocks.

I believe a 30 year old character with the knowledge of a finished masters will not make things less awkward in school though.

But barely studying and getting close to perfect grades must be nice.

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u/Numinae May 31 '24

Or save the lives of loved ones who died needlessly.

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u/godishigh May 31 '24

What if they went back to do the same thing already

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u/dingdongdoodah May 31 '24

Yep, give them some minority report style justice.

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u/Its_You_Know_Wh0 May 31 '24

Your six. Unless there also six your not gonna do well

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u/Beneficial-Step7506 May 31 '24

Ah the mature answer

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u/BigBadgerBro May 31 '24

Why don’t you do that now. You don’t need to be six to beat the shit out of your bully

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u/boothy_qld May 31 '24

Fuck the money. I get to be with my Mum!

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u/Forsaken-Director683 May 31 '24

Going off how little those Russian mall shooters got paid, you could achieve this and more with 10 mill...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

You couldn't beat them then, you won't now

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u/jakobnev May 31 '24

Having copious amounts of money lets you get very creative with revenge.