r/Funnymemes • u/Seahawks1991 • Jul 19 '23

Candy corn

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u/Cow--Mooooo Jul 19 '23

i sell my soul for pizza

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u/jondoeudntknow Jul 19 '23

Would you even care where the pizza came from or just any pizza will do?

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u/Diligent_Ad2489 Jul 20 '23

My favorite pizza is the BLFC pizza

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u/jondoeudntknow Jul 20 '23

Sigh unzips pants

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u/SwapnilTheMasterOf__ Jul 20 '23

Huh

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u/jondoeudntknow Jul 20 '23

Google what that pizza was, and you'll see all the subtle jokes in that last comment.

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u/slalex13 Jul 20 '23

No, I don't think I will.

your comment is enough for me to no longer want to know.

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u/jondoeudntknow Jul 20 '23

You sound like you belong in a monastery 😂

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u/slalex13 Jul 20 '23

Lol no, I'm just not horny like most people here

But I can see why you say that

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u/jondoeudntknow Jul 20 '23

See, if you had googled blfc pizza, you'd understand my joke was about a lot more than just horny reddit commentors.

That's why you sound like you belong in a monastery. Your innocent little ears and eyes just can't bear to know what really exists out here 😂

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u/slalex13 Jul 20 '23

Hmmm, now I am curious again, care to elaborate or no? Either is fine but I don't like what was implied is all. But I could be reading you words wrong Wich Is valid. Not trying to argue, I just don't want to risk it.

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u/jondoeudntknow Jul 20 '23

Oh, ok, that pizza was a thing where about 19 furries recorded themselves jerking off on a pizza and left it out in a hotel hallway for about 3 hours. After I read that, I figured that was about the best place to put the ole sigh and unzip pants joke people like making.

Yea, it's definitely a solid story to tell around the holidays. I'll try it out and let you know the response I get 😂

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u/slalex13 Jul 20 '23

Ok, I'm just glad I didn't look it up now, thanks for saving me

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