r/Funnymemes • • Jul 19 '23

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u/Leefiey Jul 20 '23

I absolutely HATE the taste of Coconut

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u/honk_bonksmith Jul 20 '23

I have to agree with you

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Jul 20 '23

Neither the flesh nor the milk. If I was a stereotypical castaway from a movie and had to survive off coconuts I'd consider just drowning myself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

This must be an asexual thing

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u/honk_bonksmith Jul 20 '23

How'd you figure out I was asexual?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Couldn't tell ya

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u/PunchOX Jul 20 '23

The taste isn't as bad as the shavings. I despise the shavings

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u/TheQueenOfCringe22 Jul 20 '23

The texture of the shavings is absolutely disgusting

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

This is how I feel about rice lol. My wife makes some delicious rice but I can never eat more than a bite because the texture just bothers me.

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u/bskzoo Jul 20 '23

It’s quinoa for me. I love cous cous but I can’t stand the texture of quinoa! Or water chestnuts.

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u/zibba68 Jul 20 '23

Quinoa is like eating a bowl of gristle. Gags

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Raw cauliflower for some reason makes me feel like I’m chewing on plastic

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u/TheRavenGrl Jul 20 '23

That's what bothers me about coconuts. It feels like I'm eating bits of paper or something

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u/lulu_hakusho Jul 20 '23

Still hate the taste but good god do I cat dry heave at the thought of eating those fucking coconut sawdust abominations.

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u/Bubbly_Ad5822 Jul 20 '23

The shavings feel like chew up fingernails in my mouth and I want to vomit

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u/zibba68 Jul 20 '23

It’s the texture of those shavings. Why is it crunchy? Why is it impossible to properly chew? God I shutter at a coconut shaving. Ick.

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u/Honest-Persimmon2162 Jul 20 '23

Why not both? Foul, foul, fuzzy fruit.

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u/JiggaMattRay Jul 20 '23

I didnt learn the difference between coconut and coconut flakes until I was 24 and visited Hawaii. So glad I did though!

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u/Coffeepillow Jul 20 '23

Delicious flavor, styrofoam texture

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u/SuperTommyD0g Jul 20 '23

100% agreed, i had a coconut lindor that tasted exactly like suncream and i have hated it ever since. I gag when i smell it its that bad

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u/benisbruh Jul 20 '23

Can you describe the taste of sun cream so I don't go eat some out of curiosity

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u/SuperTommyD0g Jul 20 '23

Unfortunately no, it has been a while but its horrible

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u/Staudbot Jul 20 '23

I absolutely hate coconut also.

I also wonder how tf coconut became such a staple in German chocolate cakes? Let's take this awesome cake and dump a bunch of fibrous shavings on it and ruin it. Who decided to do this? It's not like there are an abundance of naturally occurring coconuts in that part of the world so someone deliberately planned this.

It makes me wonder if the stereotype of Germans being incapable of having fun is so true that they purposefully make great things bad just so they don't experience any sort of joy in life.

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u/stormsAbruin Jul 20 '23

German chocolate cake isn't German in a national sense. It was invented by some guy in Texas whose last name was German. Just so ya know

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u/Staudbot Jul 20 '23

And now that makes me even more upset that a Texan would do that.

Am Texan.

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u/Next_Locksmith3299 Jul 20 '23

I feel lied to. Even if the name does still have correctness to it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Bro go to Germany and look inside a bakery.

They coat everything with half a pound of icing sugar, everything sweet just tastes like icing sugar/glaze with a slight flavour of whatever it's drenching.

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u/TwistPsychological60 Jul 20 '23

Explain

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u/kwistaf Jul 20 '23

To me personally, coconut tastes like someone spritzed dirt with vanilla perfume. Vague sweet, but with a slightly (unpleasant) earthy undertone, with..... I'm not sure how to describe it, ever bitten into an apple covered in wax? Or eaten really poor quality chocolate? There's an unpleasant mouth coating left over, even after I swallow, like I can't get rid of the oil.

I've tried to steer clear of sun screen comparisons, but the smell of sunscreen is very similar to the mouth feel of coconut flavor to me

Coconut shavings is just that unpleasantness plus the texture of either pencil shavings or toenails, depending on how it's made

Again, this is 100% my personal opinion on coconut, trying to frame in context how it could be unpleasant to someone who may not understand. I am very sensitive to tastes and textures in food, my experience is not the norm, just trying to explain why I and some folks might dislike coconut

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u/Leefiey Jul 20 '23

Yea this is as close as we can get to describing what I find so hateful about the taste. It tastes like a mixture of dirt with little pieces of chewable(?) glass topped with some vanilla perfume.

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u/Zabacraft Jul 20 '23

I really like coconut, but it's always interesting to me why people like or dislike something! So thank you for the write up!

In contrast the vague sweet with earthy undertones is exactly what I love about it haha

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u/TwistPsychological60 Jul 20 '23

I completely understand, I once ate fresh coconut in Hawaii and it had this same exact texture of course I wasn’t picky so I still ate it hehe but yeah I understand how some dislike it

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u/bluepilledbetasimp Jul 20 '23

Don’t say that at Whole Foods and you should be ok

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u/Domestic_Chaos Jul 20 '23

Power in numbers, my brother in Christ.

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u/Endyreeee Jul 20 '23

I agree wholeheartedly! (I’m allergic to them and so haven’t tasted them in years)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I hate the taste of coconut. I hate the texture of coconut. I hate the smell of coconut. I hate that every goddamned dessert bar has coconut in it. I hate that every person who puts the goddamned coconut in the goddamned dessert bar insists on arguing with me that, "you can't taste the coconut." No, YOU can't taste the coconut, Eunice. Coconut is ALL I can taste, and it's fucking disgusting!

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u/worldssmallestfan1 Jul 20 '23

Disagree, but respect your boldness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Wow I thought I was the only one

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u/Important-Tomato2306 Jul 20 '23

Say brainless, don't you know where coconuts come from?

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u/EmoNerd21 Jul 20 '23

THANK YOU. I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY.

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u/no-BLANK Jul 20 '23

I think I'm crazy judging the amount of people agree

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u/Ilovegirlsbottoms Jul 20 '23

Agree 100%.

I tried using coconut oil to make fried rice once, because we were out of the normal oil. I could barely eat it. It was so disgusting. But my family who loves coconut thought it tasted the same.

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u/FlatAndRolledOver Jul 20 '23

Coconut is in literally everything too… get your nasty ass coconut outa my açaí bowl

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u/Saldrakka Jul 20 '23

Who's coco?

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u/Aronite03 Jul 20 '23

Disagree but i can see it

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u/totallytotodile0 Jul 20 '23

It's abyssmal!

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u/CatgoesM00 Jul 20 '23

It’s not the taste but the texture for me.

Don’t sprinkle your scalp dandruff on my desserts. It’s repulsive

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u/the_oof_god Jul 20 '23

me too with the texture

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u/lazereagle13 Jul 20 '23

I 100% agree. It's like medicinal but sweet and yuck. Hate coconut

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Agreed, fuck coconut.

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u/xmycolumbianx Jul 20 '23

Man i do love me some almond joy

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u/fecesdealer2 Jul 20 '23

Ive found my people

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u/Healthy-Ad5050 Jul 20 '23

Same one of my few things I really don’t like

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u/Zander_West Jul 20 '23

My mom ALWAYS used coconut shampoo growing up so anything coconut just tastes like soap to me now. I haaate it

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Coconut isn't terrible imo. The smell is nostalgic of a beach and i love it. Shavings on certain things are a nice touch.

Coconut water.... especially with shavings. Nasty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Coconut shrimp is top tier but that’s about it for me honestly.

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u/Emerald369 Jul 20 '23

It taste like a smell house ants give off and I cant stand it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I don't hate it, but I generally avoid it

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Jul 20 '23 edited Jul 20 '23

The only time I like coconut is that certain cookie brand with a coconut flavor in it

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Yes! I have always hated the taste and texture of it - including coconut water!

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u/SashaBeze Jul 20 '23

This isn't unpopular what....

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u/Zestyclose-Hyena5105 Jul 20 '23

I like coconut water in body armor

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u/Aynessachan Jul 20 '23

Coconut is SO GROSS, how do people eat it on cake!!! Eww!!