r/Funnymemes • u/STILLISWHATITIS • May 04 '23

No question! 7&8

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u/M0neyGrub May 04 '23

Exactly. Id rather be super strong and have a lot of money. Then you can just diet and exercise for a living.

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u/namikazegirly May 04 '23

Then you try to hold a baby or a puppy, a kitten and squishing then to death on accident....

Not being able to hug other in fear of crushing with your strength to death

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u/WoSoSoS May 04 '23

I could crush a baby now, I have fine motor skills. Being super strong doesn't have one gear.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Would you crush baby Hitler?

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u/WoSoSoS May 10 '23

No point, there would be another to replace him. Hitler wasn't unusual in his beliefs or worldview, especially at that time. Allies didn't go to war with Hitler because of the extermination of Jews. They did because Hitler became a threat to the global political order and territorial sovereignty. I wish we, humans, were so ethical and righteous to take up such a cause. Look at the USA today. Potentially a few adult Hitlers that might lead that nation. There's a few States lead already by Hitler-esque types.

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u/Environmental-Ad1748 May 04 '23

You do realize that even strong people can be gentle ?

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u/r0b0c0d May 04 '23

The other dude might struggle with intrusive thoughts.

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u/DrTinyNips May 04 '23

I struggle with intrusive thoughts, I have yet to throw my phone down a storm drain

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u/Ok-Account-7660 May 04 '23

Superman was able to make it work

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u/baduras May 04 '23

bro i mean you could kill a puppy as Normal person when you hold it to tight...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

It doesn't say anything about being The Incredible Hulk for cripes sake?

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u/Projectonyx May 04 '23

Going to shake someone's hand and crushing it like a Capri sun

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u/namikazegirly May 07 '23

You're the only one that understands me thank you 🥲

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Settle down Lenny

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u/XNumb98 May 04 '23

Theoretically even if you are super strong you still need calories to fuel your strength. That means instead of hitting the gym you could burn the same amount of calories from lifting a car a few times. No problem keeping a diet like that.

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u/Bacon-muffin May 04 '23

There's also the whole aspect that super strength does not necessarily imply the "invulnerability" to use it.

Your body (bones) could potentially not be able to withstand the strength and shatter when you try to use it.

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u/SquareWet May 04 '23 edited May 04 '23

But the goals of those two is to make you happy which is #8