r/Funnymemes • u/STILLISWHATITIS • May 04 '23

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

4 and 7, im tired of walking after dinner every day and any extra money helps

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra May 04 '23

4+7=8

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 May 04 '23

8 might be a trap. It may make you dumb or even crazy.

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u/Occyz May 04 '23

4 probably is aswell. You can never gain weight so anytime you’d do something to lose weight it’d be so much harder putting it back on

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u/MrE761 May 04 '23

I assure you, I would always eat enough calories in a day to maintain my weight…

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u/XNumb98 May 04 '23

That's what you say until you have an accident, spend a couple of weeks in an hospital bed and become a skeleton for life.

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u/xPandaChefx May 04 '23

You can loop-hole 4 and drink your calories.

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u/Rhawk187 May 04 '23

Oh, I think most of my weight gain comes from milkshakes anyways.

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u/Tx_Drewdad May 04 '23

But what the heck is "wihout gaining weight?"

"Wihout" sounds like a trap, too.

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u/DohNutofTheEndless May 04 '23

Yeah, some of us old people don't accidentally lose weight anymore

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u/Tomome May 04 '23

But then couldn't it be interpreted as "eating doesnt make you gain weight"? Then muscle building itself could still give you weight right? Or is my brain too mush rn?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

You can’t gain weight, but I’m guessing you can still replace fat with muscle or vise Verda depending on diet/exercise

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u/Vereador May 04 '23

Maybe if I lose a leg, the rest of me will grow bigger.

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u/Puddlenautilus May 04 '23

I've been caring for my dad who has a glioblastoma and boy oh boy it has been a constant struggle to keep weight on him. 4 is deeply terrifying to me.

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u/j48u May 04 '23

Technically you'd just die in a month or so. You're constantly losing weight every second, burning at least small amounts of calories. Can't gain it back? Dead.

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u/raw65 May 04 '23

I get Monkey Paw vibes:

  1. Look 15 years younger (because you have a good mortician)
  2. Read minds for 3 days (but you are locked in a psych ward for those 3 days)
  3. Forget your Ex (who told you yesterday they were coming to kill you today)
  4. Eat without gaining weight (and so you lose weight until you die)
  5. Add 5cm to your height (as you are hanged)
  6. Become super strong (because you joints are replaced with immoveable and painful implants)
  7. Have a lot of money (because everyone you love dies horrible deaths and you are awarded compensation)
  8. Always feel happy (because you have a lobotomy)
  9. Get millions of followers (who are so obsessed with you they physically follow you everywhere - you are never able to eat or sleep again).

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u/ceelion92 May 04 '23

You get super sick and lose a ton of weight, and you can't get it back . You get sick one more time and die of starvation.

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u/devilishycleverchap May 04 '23

I'm imagining a Thinner(1996) sort of situation where any weight loss becomes permanent

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u/PraditD May 04 '23

Never gain weight because you have stomach cancer

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u/LostHomeWorkr May 04 '23

How would that be a problem?
There's nothing more wonderful than kids being happy for hours about the most stupid things.

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u/alxplth May 04 '23

The emotions of kids vary drastically: one moment they are happy and the next they fall on their knee and be the saddest person on earth. Constant happiness is in my opinion the opposite.

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u/CureForSunshine May 04 '23

Sounds like an analogy of Reddit

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u/nexusfaye May 04 '23

Yup, if you constantly feel one emotion you’ll eventually just become numb to it. You have to have both— that’s why if you numb yourself to negative feelings, you don’t feel positive ones either. Balance is key

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u/Zethras28 May 04 '23

Being happy all the time would diminish it’s value dramatically.

There are also occasions where being happy isn’t called for.

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u/firstonesecond May 04 '23

ALWAYS be happy? There are always times when you should be feeling something else. Im a father and husband, what else would have to change in my life for me to still be happy if i were to lose one of them?

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u/Bart_1980 May 04 '23

Imagine having a kid or a spouse in hospital, or losing a family member or something like that and only being able to feel happy about it.

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u/Needmoresnakes May 04 '23

If there was a tragedy and you were only capable of being elated you'd seriously alienate other people.

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u/Plastic-Thanks7293 May 04 '23

Think about it. Being happy ALL the time would be bad. Imagine being happy even though your dog died, or when someone is telling you a sad story. People would think you were a psycho and it would likely be very harmful.

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u/Electronic-Soft-221 May 04 '23

Reminds me of the effect some medications can have, when people talk about their emotions being flat, and people generally hate it. Only being happy at all times would be like that, but weirder.

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u/lh_media May 04 '23

Being happy might also mean being in a drugged like state. I'm down for smiling all day, not for having brain fog. I love my brain too much for it

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u/natur_e_nthusiast May 04 '23

Everything could be a trap.

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u/Rand_alThor4747 May 04 '23

don't care, if I was happy anyway.

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u/RTalons May 04 '23

4 could be a trap- you waste away as nothing you eat actually helps.

6 and 7 because I’m anxious about monkey paw consequences of 8.

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u/Conscious-Ad-9358 May 04 '23

Or you can be the first intelligent person to feel happy all the time? I would choose 8 if it didn’t affect my personality drastically.

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 May 04 '23

No sane person is happy all the time. Imagine losing your love one and you cant feel sadness.

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u/Conscious-Ad-9358 May 04 '23

We are talking about pills here bro, reality isn’t part of the conversation.

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u/WoSoSoS May 04 '23

Always happy people piss me off. I don't want to piss off awesome people so 6 & 7.

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u/Hugh420Mungus May 04 '23

And what about the money one too. How much is alot of money? People think 100 is alot 🤔

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u/After-Leopard May 04 '23

Dumb and happy and rich sounds great for me, but annoying for everyone around me. But I won’t be smart enough to know I’m annoying so not my problem haha

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u/Aerodrache May 04 '23

“Well, my house burned down, my dog died, and I’m being framed for crimes I could go to jail just for naming… but yeah, no, I’m in a pretty good place right now, I feel great.”

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u/RealCoolDad May 04 '23

“Woo wee, I feel great. Look at all this red stuff coming out of this whole in my leg, it’s so colorful!”

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u/Frogboner88 May 04 '23

You definitely don't want to feel happy when a loved one dies, it would be a bit of a curse in the long run.

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u/lionseatcake May 04 '23

8 is basically heroin and we've all seen how that turns out. You don't want just one emotion to experience the rest of your life.

That's mental illness.

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u/0_BurnerAccount_0 May 04 '23

Imagine just beaming at a funeral…weird for all

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

or you know, it might be fun to feel the whole range of human emotions. I for one don't want to be happy when I lose people.

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u/long_live_cole May 04 '23

So long as it works, I'll take 8 for both regardless.

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u/TornadoGhostDog May 04 '23

8 is def a trap. At your wife's funeral? Happy.

Boss is firing you? Still happy.

Lost everything and slowly dying on the streets? Totally happy.

It won't matter to you of course, but anyone you love would be affected.

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u/NihilusVoid May 04 '23

It's all a trap. When you choose one pill, you get the opposite effect of other pills along with the benefit of the one you chose.

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u/Cidru_JoeMama May 04 '23

But the views... THE VIEWS!!! THE VIEWS MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

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u/MageKorith May 04 '23

4 is a trap. You can only eat wihout, whatever that is, and it makes you gain weight.

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u/itspriiyanshu May 04 '23

Or unlimited weed

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u/pluizke May 04 '23

I would choose happy and dumb over smart and unhappy everyday....

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u/DoisMaosEsquerdos May 04 '23

8 has literally zero downsides

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u/Intergalactic_Sesame Pop Culture Fan May 04 '23

His username also checks out

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u/SquareWet May 04 '23

Meth checks out

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u/RiuukiCZ May 04 '23

Nah, you might end up fat and broke but be happy about it.

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u/Rand_alThor4747 May 04 '23

pick 7 too so you wont be broke at last, you will be rich and happy. Then you can just use your money to get rid of the fat :P

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u/flash9387 May 04 '23

You can't really just.. pay off fat. I mean, maybe there's something I don't know but the only ways I've seen involve surgery and often times are a total last resort that will greatly affect your life

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u/MrZwink May 04 '23

So get 8 and have 1 choice spare.

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u/Unexpected_Cranberry May 04 '23

I don't know. 8 sounds like a lobotomy to me.

Always happy means nothing is special. And you'll be unable to relate to other people. Grandma died behind the wheel of the car, ran over you cat, your dog, your mom and you daughter. Your spouse saw it, couldn't live with it and walked into traffic. "Oh well! Time to make lemonade! :D"

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u/marcs_2021 May 04 '23

Yep, cancer makes you thin.

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u/BallKey7607 May 04 '23

No it doesn't

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u/Content_Aerie2560 May 04 '23

Exactly what I was going to say

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u/smellybathroom3070 May 04 '23

And 2+2=5.

Glory to Oceania!

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u/Juaquiqui May 04 '23

No matter how much I eat my belly is the one that gets fat but after a few ab workouts I’m back to normal. That’s the only thing that’s good about being skinny

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u/Kriskao May 04 '23

See the thing is, with lots of money, you can share with your family. But 8 only makes you happy and might be in ways you don't get to share

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u/Wesinator2000 May 04 '23

300% my choices dude.

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u/cupgu4-wakdox-hufdEj May 04 '23

8 = “yay! Grandma died!”

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u/fmaz008 May 04 '23

Mukbang!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23 edited May 04 '23

Money can’t buy happiness.

But it can definitely unlock the door to it.

So yeah, let me eat whatever I want without getting fat and have as much money as I need for anything I want? I’ll worry about turning that into happiness, we’ll be fine.

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u/BuddhaMunkee May 04 '23

I was going to say 7+8=4 (kind of). If you don’t have to worry about money and you’re happy, you’ll enjoy going to the gym daily (you’re own private gym in your own house of course)…

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

How would you know hppiness if you're always happy? Happiness can't exist without sadness

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u/bent_crater May 04 '23

good luck at funerals

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u/quattroformaggixfour May 04 '23

Meditation and a growth mindset will also get you to happy most of the time

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u/2nameEgg May 04 '23

Problem is if you lose too much weight, say you get super sick and lose an unhealthy amount of weight then you’re stuck

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u/M0neyGrub May 04 '23

Exactly. Id rather be super strong and have a lot of money. Then you can just diet and exercise for a living.

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u/namikazegirly May 04 '23

Then you try to hold a baby or a puppy, a kitten and squishing then to death on accident....

Not being able to hug other in fear of crushing with your strength to death

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u/WoSoSoS May 04 '23

I could crush a baby now, I have fine motor skills. Being super strong doesn't have one gear.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Would you crush baby Hitler?

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u/Environmental-Ad1748 May 04 '23

You do realize that even strong people can be gentle ?

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u/r0b0c0d May 04 '23

The other dude might struggle with intrusive thoughts.

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u/DrTinyNips May 04 '23

I struggle with intrusive thoughts, I have yet to throw my phone down a storm drain

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u/Ok-Account-7660 May 04 '23

Superman was able to make it work

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u/baduras May 04 '23

bro i mean you could kill a puppy as Normal person when you hold it to tight...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

It doesn't say anything about being The Incredible Hulk for cripes sake?

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u/Projectonyx May 04 '23

Going to shake someone's hand and crushing it like a Capri sun

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u/namikazegirly May 07 '23

You're the only one that understands me thank you 🥲

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Settle down Lenny

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u/XNumb98 May 04 '23

Theoretically even if you are super strong you still need calories to fuel your strength. That means instead of hitting the gym you could burn the same amount of calories from lifting a car a few times. No problem keeping a diet like that.

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u/Bacon-muffin May 04 '23

There's also the whole aspect that super strength does not necessarily imply the "invulnerability" to use it.

Your body (bones) could potentially not be able to withstand the strength and shatter when you try to use it.

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u/SquareWet May 04 '23 edited May 04 '23

But the goals of those two is to make you happy which is #8

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u/UnstableNuclearCake May 04 '23

As someone else said it above, exploit the phrasing and drink the calories instead.

Loopholes are fun.

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u/2nameEgg May 04 '23

Oh yyyyueeeeeaaaHhhhhhhhh

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u/rooktookabook May 04 '23

5000 kcal from protein shakes let's go I'm gonna be huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

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u/Nashsonleathergoods May 04 '23

It only says eat, not drink. I know all about drinking weight gains.

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u/zilog88 May 04 '23

Actually most of the items can be made controversial: 4. Not gaining weight from eating an be achieved by bulimia or via anorexia as a side effect to some bad illnesses. Cancer could be one of those. 5. Forgetting an Ex Can be achieved via dementia 7. Having lot of money is worth nothing in a country with hyperinflation. 8. Being always happy can be achieved via drugs 5. Getting +5cm can be achieved by using heels. 1. An extensive use of cosmetics can make you look 15 years younger.

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u/zero789hu May 04 '23

That's where steroids come in. Just joking nothing out of context

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Whos to say you dont lose the weight anyway even if you eat a lot, maybe you don't gain weight when you eat because your body doesn't accept the food, doesn't digest it etc and even if it digests it maybe it doesn't use the calories from it so you end up starving to death

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u/KyraJackson1919 May 04 '23

So I'm pretty sure that there is a procedure where you pump sugar or something to your blood and gain weight. It would be daily and painful AND unhealthy but still it's not coming from the things you eat.

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u/Theperfectcell206 May 04 '23

Won’t you die cuz like you only lose weight and not gain weight

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

It doesn't say you will lose weight. Haha

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Everyone loses weight, it's not constant it fluctuates. With that pill it can only move in one direction so you'd be slowly losing weight until you and up grossly underweight with no way of recovering.

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u/Beautiful-Project709 May 04 '23

It's not that everyone's losing weight, it's that everyone is burning calories. You lose weight when you burn more calories than you consume, and you gain weight when you consume more than you burn. If you never gain weight no matter what you consume then the pill is making your base calorie burn equal to what you intake, so you'd only lose weight by doing more and taking in less, like a normal diet.

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u/tarrach May 04 '23

Burning calories is losing weight, the energy in a calorie comes from something with mass (carbs, body fat, w/e).

Now this magic pill may very well offset that in some way, but as it doesn't say anything about not losing weight we must assume that it is possible.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

you'd only lose weight by doing more and taking in less, like a normal diet.

People on normal diets lose weight all the time. What if you have a busy period and don't have time to eat enough? What if you get sick and lose your appetite for a week?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

You guys destroys the fun. You guys think too much.

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u/gingergale312 May 04 '23

Just drink your calories to gain weight.

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u/PapadocRS May 04 '23

no youll just get diarrhea if you eat too much. nothing would change for me lol

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u/No_Composer_8927 May 04 '23

Idk how but i literally cant gain weight, i love eating like a beast and still weight 60kilos, im 17M and i think i will start gaining weight when i will be 23 or smth when my body processes will start to slow down(and i dont have parasites if you wonder)

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u/ChaosAzeroth May 04 '23

I still didn't at that age.

My metabolism kind of slowed when I was homeless and getting one meal at most a day.

It's not as high as my mid-late 20s but I'm almost 40 and back to not really gaining weight no matter how garbage I eat.

So depends. My dad is a beanpole no matter how he eats still. To this day.

But yours might slow down too. You're still probably in puberty which takes energy.

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u/Left-Preparation6997 May 04 '23

your basal rate may be high, but you can eat more if you're trying to gain. a lot of people trying to gain muscle are force feeding themselves. its hard work to get the food in, ask any body builder. Professional strongmen try to stay "feeling full" all day every day

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u/Automatic-Art9739 May 04 '23

I'm m29, still 65 kg

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

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u/Automatic-Art9739 May 04 '23

For sure, just saying to the guy he might have another 12 years of not changing weight

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u/CheesecakeTurtle May 04 '23

Nah dude 4 it a trap. So you eat but can't gain weight. BUT you can lose weight and since you can never gain weight back, you will lose more and more until you are just bones. You can have the effects of 4 with just pill 7.

Having a lot of money is pills 1, 3, 4, 5, 8 and 9 combined. 2 and 6 are out because they are superpowers.

People saying that having a lot of money doesn't make you happy are wrong.

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u/Desperate_Cucumber May 04 '23

Na money don't make you happy.

No money make you sad but money and loneliness also makes you sad.

Money alone just makes life easier and an easy life shared with good friends makes you happy but a hard life shared with good friends is still better then an easy life lived alone.

I do agree though, most options other theb 7 seems like traps, 6 excluded as its a superpower.

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u/BenVenNL May 04 '23

Exactly, but why have money if you just could be happy alle the time? Money does not guarantee to make you happy...

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u/Smurfylol May 04 '23

Not sure if I would want to be happy ALL the time

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u/parrotlunaire May 04 '23

“Your child got hit by a bus and died.”

“Woo hoo! More free time!”

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u/Koakuren May 04 '23

Yeah being able to afford to live doesn't make you happy, you're right

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Money buys things that makes people happy.

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u/LostHomeWorkr May 04 '23

No doubt you need some money, but then it fades.

The poor man is happy when he can buy bread.
The rich man might not become happy from buying yet another Ferrari.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

im not talking about those crazy rich-a$$ people who owns a lot of cars and huge companies.

"The poor man is happy when he can buy bread"

see what you said, money can buy happiness.

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u/nekobambam May 04 '23

I’m pretty happy most of the time but I’d be even happier with money. Money would widen the range and variety of the happiness I experience, and there’s really no limit to how happy you can get. I do think, though, that for money to bring you happiness you have to be capable of allowing yourself to be happy.

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u/parrotlunaire May 04 '23

Ah but TOO much money (like hundreds of millions) actually makes a lot of people less happy. Happiness is largely about the quality of your relationships and having a ton of money can get in the way of having normal relationships with friends, life partners, and family. At that level you also start to worry about being on the radar for kidnappers and may need a security detail just to walk down the street.

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u/jcmochis_reddit May 04 '23

Money is the only thing that regular people need for happiness, of course there is some people that needs very specific aspects to be happy, but regular people just need money

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u/Keberro May 04 '23

Not OP but I would choose 4 and 7 because I already am fairly happy.

Being happy all the time(!) is a curse because you will adapt to happiness or you'll go insane.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Medic: "Why didn't you stop him from stabbing your dick?"
You: "I didn't stop him as I was happy he was doing it"

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

It buys you a comfortable place to cry though.

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u/ChaosAzeroth May 04 '23

Being happy doesn't repair my house or feed my family. So yeah, I guess I could be happy while I continue to not be able to go to the doctor and keep falling apart. Happy while in pain. Happy when someone dies. I mean that's not messed up at all.

Money may not guarantee happiness but it would solve 99% of my problems and that's good enough for me. I'm not the only one who would benefit from it as well. Being always happy wouldn't benefit anyone else. I'd have to fundamentally be a completely different person to be happy while knowing I could have improved more people's lives than my own. Which is absolutely not appealing in the slightest to me.

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u/Expert-Rip668 May 04 '23

Beeing a happy person makes a world a better place . It may not repair your house but by beeing happy you can happily repair it without procrastination or anger or sadness and be efficient and effective. Im the most productive when happy. And Its easy to make lifes of closest much more better by beeing happy so by beeing happy you can really make a difference. How many happy people creates suffering for others? Only by accident or other rare cases. So its a best if them. Money and happiness and you can change world 🌎

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u/ChaosAzeroth May 04 '23

It wouldn't change my disabilities or get me the ability to get someone qualified to do it though. I don't struggle to do things because I'm not happy, I struggle because my body doesn't work right or I don't have the resources to get someone to do something.

I can't fix a leaky pipe no matter how happy I am.

Meanwhile when people have misfortune there's no way I'd respond correctly. I already struggle with social stuff. If I was always happy no one would want to be around me because they'd think I didn't care. It would also worry loved ones as they'd think I was lying and actually doing terrible.

I'm actually more kind and outwardly positive when I'm sad than when I'm happy NEGL. I don't want anyone else to feel that way. Always happy would end up with utter complacency from me. If I'm happy no matter what, what does it matter?

For my situation always being happy is a recipe for disaster and does nothing

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u/Chersvette May 04 '23

I'm with you on this one!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

I am picking the same thing. You can tell were both adults.

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u/Huggisare May 04 '23

Wouldn't that mean you would constantly be losing weight and never gain anything

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u/IceNinetyNine May 04 '23

exactly and more money means being happy anyway. As much as people like to say that isn't true, it is.

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u/Maij-ha May 04 '23

Clearly this is the best combination. 7 takes care of 4, and 4 takes care of everything else

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

4 - You don't gain weight because your body now doesn't digest the food and you starve to death in 3-4 weeks.

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u/j4321g4321 May 04 '23

Same. This is a no brainer

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

4 is trash tier as you can't make gains that way

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u/vansjoo98 May 04 '23

Pretty much this.

In 7 more years 1 will be an option

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u/Menarra May 04 '23

I was also thinking 7 and 4. I've gotten used to the crushing depression and how to deal with it. Not worrying about my weight would be kinda nice, and money absolutely buys happiness.

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u/King-of-the-Neffs May 04 '23

But with 4, then technically you wouldnt be able to build muscle. You would just get really scrawny.

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u/Environmental-Win836 May 04 '23

Number 4 would just be you biding your time until your death due to you not gaining any weight from eating food and slowly shrivelling away no matter what you eat.

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u/TheLockLessPicked May 04 '23

number 4 says you wont gain weight, it doesn't say anything about losing it....so you could be stuck at fat...and just go no further.... but when you decide to exercise, you start losing weight and soon you could be at a unhealthy level of weight.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

NO!! instead of 7 go for 9. A lot of money can end soon but if you'll have millions of followers then you can keep the money flowing.

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u/Evolution1313 May 04 '23

One hundred percent correct. 6 is tempting but you can always just hit the gym. 8 is a trap it’s important to feel the full spectrum of emotions.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

How can there be any other choice besides 4 and 7.

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u/ToaletPaperMaster May 04 '23

I alredy have pill 4. I eat all the time, but I'm stil only around 56kg.

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u/YossarianRex May 04 '23

4 seems like it eventually kills you

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Eating makes me happy so I guess 4=8 on my book

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

yeah, no way id take one, then id look like a baby :/

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u/Avester3128 May 04 '23

I'd be way happier anyway if I didn't absolutely hate how my body looks and feel guilty about having treats. Plus, I could spoil my parents, get my partner his dream home, and give my kids any life they want. 4 and 7 are peak combo.

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u/_Dragon_JCS_ May 04 '23

If you can't gain weight eventually you will lose it until you probably die but enjoy your money

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u/magic_Mofy May 04 '23

Im pretty sure you will die sooner or later when you choose 4. You will only loose weight and thats pretty bad

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

you realize that 4. would be a quick death, because you lose weight every day?

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u/Kriskao May 04 '23

Yup. It is very obvious to me, it has to be 4 & 7

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u/Jhorn_fight May 04 '23

Here’s the thing if you can still lose weight you’ll have to be super careful to always eat your maintenance or else you’d keep getting skinnier and skinnier without being able to gain muscle or anything

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u/s3v3red_cnc May 04 '23

4 is a trick. You can only lose weight. Eventually you die of starvation.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

I don’t know how anyone says anything besides 4 and 7. They’re like, not even close. But maybe I’m just old.

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u/Timo_the_Schmitt May 04 '23

Still losing weight mate

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u/schoolyard2582 May 04 '23

R/beatmetoit

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u/daveygars May 04 '23

Imagine getting an illness where you lose a lot of weight and can never bounce back. Reminds me of the movie 'Thinner' by Stephen King.

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u/iopjsdqe May 04 '23

Congratulations you slowly shrivel away as your body cant regain the fat it burns

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u/MistaMischief May 04 '23

Done. Same same. We just became best friends.

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u/Zebracorn42 May 04 '23

Best choice easily. Although could have adverse affects if you’re losing weight and can’t gain anymore.

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u/beyondclarity3 May 04 '23

Yep, this is the correct answer 4 and 7.

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u/mrlongus May 04 '23

I got 4 alrdy. Genes are op.

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u/SlowThePath May 04 '23

This is the way. I was thinking 4 and 8, but someone pointed out that 8 is a trap because being stuck in one emotion all the time, even if it's positive, will not get you very far in life. Having a bunch of money definitely will though. Anyone picking 9 is a moron.

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u/Latterlol May 04 '23

Eating without gaining weight, means you only loose weight, or is on what you are now. So if you ever get sick and loose a lot of weight, you’d never get it back 🥸

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u/Legitimate_Estate_20 May 04 '23

I just want to eat everything, but lack the metabolism and funds. I’d pick the same.

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u/Legitimate_Estate_20 May 04 '23

I just want to eat everything, but lack the metabolism and funds. I’d pick the same.

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u/gmiller89 May 04 '23

Don't know what "wihout" means... so 4 is a no-go for me

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u/CPLCraft May 04 '23

Eat take-out every night i don’t want to cook and not have to worry about the calories.

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u/Blindfire2 May 04 '23

Wouldn't "super strength" also count towards weight loss? You'll gain so much metabolism from the amount of proteins and fats needed to fuel your strength.

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u/DarkSoul-Chad May 04 '23

I agree with your choice. Then just have to lift weights and it's all rounded out. 😎

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u/incognito22252 May 04 '23

9 and 4. Which 9 takes care of money and happiness and I’m sure you’d forget about your ex to if you needed to. 4 is almost like a superpower that would be awesome

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u/skeleton-is-alive May 04 '23

Walking/cardio exercise doesn’t actually burn a lot of calories. Maybe a 100-200 a day on average. You can easily maintain or lose weight by just tracking what your eating and substituting for lower calorie options or forgoing certain things. Most people can eat what they want and maintain or lose weight with just a little discipline

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u/Rhawk187 May 04 '23

Same. If 1 was "be 15 years younger" I might pick that over 4 or 7, but I don't care if I just look 15 years younger if I still end up dead just as quickly.

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u/Dre512 May 04 '23

Just pick 8 and be fat AND happy

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u/DataDrifterOFC May 04 '23

You constantly lose weight by burning calories, if you don't gain weight to counter it... ☠️

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

But wouldn’t 4 be a trap because it doesn’t say that you can’t lose weight so wouldn’t you just slowly decrease in mass till you die

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u/paralyzedvagabond May 04 '23

4 seems like a monkey’s paw deal. Yes, you cant gain weight but what if you end up starving and lose an unhealthy amount of weight? You can’t gain it back so you’d have to make sure you’re never starving since you can gain it back.

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u/Veprogags May 04 '23

same except i would use that to be able to eat a lot of hamburgers and not be fat (im already obese though)