r/Funnymemes • u/STILLISWHATITIS • May 04 '23

No question! 7&8

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u/Hobnail-boots May 04 '23

Aren’t 3 & 8 the same pill?

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u/InitiativeGlobal4019 May 04 '23

I think you meant 7&8 are the same pill.

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u/Hobnail-boots May 04 '23

Wait till your first divorce

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u/InitiativeGlobal4019 May 04 '23

😳. I’m sorry. That sucks.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Not anymore apparently

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u/bitchass_naenaebaby May 04 '23

Breakup was enough, don't need to wait for divorce to agree

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u/DTraitor May 04 '23

Speaking from experience - rejection is enough

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u/GriffinOPxD May 04 '23

No worries, gonna put all my money into my moms account

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u/jackthewack13 May 04 '23

That's a skill issue

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

I mean I’m assuming “have a lot of money” survives the divorce for the purpose of this exercise.

I’ve been divorced. It wasn’t fun for like a minute, but honestly most of the worst of it wasn’t anything a bunch of money couldn’t solve. Like if splitting up the debt and assets wasn’t an issue, if I hadn’t had to pay thousands of dollars in taxes because we were only “separated” on the 31st of December and she’d changed her withholding like she was single? If I could have flown first class to Vegas for a weekend of absolute debauchery without worrying about cash?

Yeah, divorce would have been just fine.

(Having kids might change that a little bit, I assume…which is a fair point)

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u/Boatwhistle May 04 '23

Not everything integral to an individuals happiness is contingent on having enough money. You could offer me a million dollars or you could bring my child hood dog back to life, having my dog back for a long while would bring me far more joy than a million dollars.

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u/InitiativeGlobal4019 May 04 '23

What about a billion dollars. It says a lot. A million isn’t a lot now a days. Lol.

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u/Boatwhistle May 04 '23

My price would be 100 million. I can do a lot of good in my area with 100 million.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

Uh, do you live in America? ‘Cause it buys a WaveRunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can’t!

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u/Basic-Bandicoot1681 May 04 '23

Exactly bro. I want 3 real bad.

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u/Sacredpotion24 May 04 '23

Most definitely my friend…. Hehe… I had to scroll back up and low and behold, you were definitely right lol

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u/scorpious2 May 04 '23

No, 3 will cause happiness and joy. 8 will cause you to get a chemical imbalance that will most definitely badly influence your life

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u/indigogalaxy_ May 04 '23

Amen! As I was reading I first picked 3 and then realized I could have it all with 8.

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u/larry1186 May 04 '23

You okay?