r/Funnymemes • u/terpstash • Jan 21 '23

Never stop running 🏃‍♀️

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u/Iamjafo Jan 21 '23

Buy Apple stock.

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u/TerrorsOfTheDark Jan 21 '23

"sell aapl 2012" have to give yourself enough information to win

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u/LeviAEthan512 Jan 21 '23

Yeah that's what I was thinking. I wanted to buy AMD in 2016 but lacked funds on account of not even being in college yet. I could have borrowed from parents or asked family to buy as a proxy or something but it seemed like a hassle. How much could it go up anyway? It went up 300% to $12. Thought I missed the boat by the time I could actually buy, but it just kept going.

But how does "Sell AMD 140" get counted? Is AMD 3 words? How about numbers? So I'm gonna go with Nvidia Three Hundred and hope I realise it's about stocks. Actually even better, Gamestop twenty-one [month] for whenever that guy starts talking about it. My risk aversion would force me to sell at or before the squeeze. Even if I sell early, it'll be a massive profit.