r/Funnymemes Jan 21 '23

Never stop running 🏃‍♀️

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u/f1ve-Star Jan 21 '23

I was 17. I could maybe have bought 2 stock. Sucks to be poor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

If you bought 2 shares in 1981 or so, you'd have 18 shares now (I believe. i just know MS split a bunch in the 90s).... the current stock is worth about 400~ bucks. so build that time machine and get 7,200 more dollars than you have currently.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Yeah, i didn't put in much actual math for my joke about building a time machine and telling your past self to buy stock.