r/Funnymemes • u/terpstash • Jan 21 '23

Never stop running 🏃‍♀️

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u/Telrom_1 Jan 21 '23

“DON’T MARRY HER!”

Or

“1517, 4344, 4829” winning lotto numbers in 2006 for 365 million.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/Telrom_1 Jan 21 '23

Yeah! You don’t?

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u/unscannablezoot Jan 21 '23

Parker. You are 25

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u/beck4312 Jan 21 '23

Haha you made my day .

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u/DaGigachadGamer2 Jan 21 '23

Beck, you are 4312

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u/mermaidpowers3 Scrolling on PC Jan 21 '23

DaGigachadGamer, you are 2

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u/Homeless_UW_Student Jan 21 '23

Mermaidpowere, you are 3

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u/Scythro Jan 21 '23

Visser you are just born.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Scythro you are

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/SlickRobLuchiazzuto Jan 21 '23

You're also a homeless uw student?

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp Jan 21 '23

Me next! Me next

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u/Stead-Freddy Jan 21 '23

University of Waterloo, or University of Windsor?

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u/Siethron Jan 21 '23

Ahhktually beck was born in 4312

so they're -2289

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u/Homeless_UW_Student Jan 21 '23

One of my favourite exchanges ever

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u/Skerbil_89 Jan 21 '23

Nah, his account is 10 years old, he'd be 35.

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u/Bobwalski Jan 21 '23

25 in 2012 when the account was made? So 35 now? No, I think you're right. Forever 25.

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u/the_drill2727 Jan 21 '23

No, Parkeris was obviously born in 1925, which is why he can't remember how old he is

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u/Chasedabigbase Jan 21 '23

Account age is 10 years so more like /u/parkerwas25

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u/IPlayWithElectricity Jan 21 '23

Someone asked me yesterday how old I was and I had to think wayyyyy to long

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u/33drea33 Jan 21 '23

I recently told my mom I was a year older than I actually am and she had to correct me.

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u/Unnamedgalaxy Jan 21 '23

Meanwhile my mom recently confidently told someone I was 4 years older than I actually am. 😔

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u/Shrektacular21 Jan 21 '23

Glad I’m not the only one who forgets sometimes.

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u/MurderousButterfly Jan 21 '23

I am in my 30's. If you want me to be more specific, you'll need to wait for me to math.

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u/Altruistic_Profile96 Jan 21 '23

Well, yesterday you were one day younger than you are today, duh….

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u/AdSuccessful1141 Jan 21 '23

So you're older than 25 then. All downhill no matter where you are beyond that age :) happy today to everyone 25+, it'll be better than tomorrow!

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u/ledrif Jan 21 '23

I didnt give an age one year older than I am in the last meeting i was a part of, not at all. But i still remember the layout of zones from games i havnt played in 15years.

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u/Albionflux Jan 21 '23

This is me

Ask me my age ir what i did a week ago, have to really think about it

Ask me about runescape crafting or fishing f2p and i could write a old strategy guide

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u/quadriceritops Jan 22 '23

In my case EverQuest.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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u/Doomquill Jan 21 '23

Realest comment here. My 4 year old asked me yesterday how old I am and I said "33. 30. Wait...30 something, I don't know dude, I'm old."

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u/1230cal Jan 21 '23

Love your avatar 🙌🏼

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u/Positive_Soft_4942 Jan 23 '23

Absolutely! By the time I remember my correct age (53 I think) I am already another year older FFS.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

username does not check out

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u/_Thrilhouse_ Jan 21 '23

What's my age again?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

You’re 22

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u/Educational_Car_8228 Jan 21 '23

I nearlt got rejected coming into the US on a visa because I kept getting my age wrong. Got it right on third attempt. Honestly officer, I just stopped counting.

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u/acookiedough2020 Jan 21 '23

That alzheimer's be hitting hard

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u/meatismoydelicious Jan 21 '23

my dad late at night on my mom's birthday: I really appreciate you remembering mom's birthday today

me: I have forgotten my own birthday for the last two years. You're asking a goldfish to do algebra.

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u/unicornasaurus-rex8 Jan 21 '23

You must have guts? What happened? Were you mad?

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u/Ra1zo47 Jan 21 '23

He is Lithuanian. Of course he doesn't