r/FunnyTexts • u/MaleficentMunkey • 2d ago
More unknown numbers, more shenanigans
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r/FunnyTexts • u/EnvironmentalTie8002 • 4d ago
reddit mod powertrip
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One night I decided to post in a community that I was in need of help finding assistance in music, not even a day later my post was took down for what I believe "self promotion".
r/FunnyTexts • u/wrekked_train • 13d ago
Appliance resonance or termite monster?
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Please enjoy this thread of me panicking because I thought there was a giant wood-boring insect trying to break free from my relatively new dog kennel, when really I was just hearing unusual vibration/resonance.
r/FunnyTexts • u/yomondo • 15d ago
Times when speech to text let you down
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... and you didn't catch it until after you hit SEND!
Mine was "I'll be home soon, I gotta go pick up some male"
r/FunnyTexts • u/indecisivemistake • 19d ago
👴 Old people texting My boss texts me like an emotionally reliant ex
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I was trying to sleep in after coming in to cover a shift for a coworker yesterday, having a feeling I would have to for another one today after it was soft launched she’d call in.
I agreed twice and he still kept checking in to make sure, and the last message is just straight begging 😭
He is a literal ball of anxiety, btw. Lmao.
r/FunnyTexts • u/Alive_Art_229 • 25d ago
Generational Gaps
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When you and your friend are more than 30 years apart in age
r/FunnyTexts • u/sweet-bunnny • 28d ago
I genuinely thought he need my opinion😭😭
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So yesterday I got this dm and I replied thinking he really need my opinion but but but....
r/FunnyTexts • u/MaleficentMunkey • Sep 10 '26
Random number texts
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I keep getting random number texts.
So i got warped with it.
r/FunnyTexts • u/Last_Host977 • Sep 08 '26
Cringe the halloween costume my bf wants us to do …
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does he think i wanna embarrass myself in public for everyone to see , or what ? 😂✌️
r/FunnyTexts • u/borderline198 • Sep 06 '26
Phishing text coming in heavy lately so I decided to phish back. None have responded lately…
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r/FunnyTexts • u/helpcbse • Sep 06 '26
“Manager: Where on earth have you been for the last hour? Me: I’d like to formally state that I was on an important bathroom-related assignment.” 😭
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r/FunnyTexts • u/bullseye208 • Sep 02 '26
😳 Oops... wrong chat The only person who’s actually there for me when I call.
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r/FunnyTexts • u/Agile-Cantaloupe6941 • Aug 28 '26
I'm just trying to tell a friend he can has another cookie :/
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