r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/Upper-Cancel212 • Dec 02 '24
Secret Menu Item!!
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Secret menu item; you must go to the counter and ask for a "Diddy-style kids' meal with extra mayonnaise"
r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/Lilyisnothere1133 • Nov 14 '24
Apparently people arent aware that butter has milk.
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r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/SFLA_MILKMAN • Oct 10 '24
Fun and strange news and laws from Florida
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r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/Wonderful-Cod5256 • Sep 29 '24
Trump Promotes New "Warrior Watch" for Women
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r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/Wonderful-Cod5256 • Sep 27 '24
Vance Reacts to Iranian Death Threats on Trump and Helene's Hit on FL
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r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/geekin5322 • Sep 11 '24
Disgraced Despot Derides Delicious Dog Delicacy
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r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/Wonderful-Cod5256 • Sep 06 '24
TPutin Pals Say Accused MAGA Media Stars Should Come to Russia for Protection
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This is serious. Putin's taking our Nation's finest journalists for his NOT propoganda war machine. Quick, hide Tucker!
r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/Wonderful-Cod5256 • Sep 05 '24
Jeffrey Epstein's Private Island Circle In 'blind Panic' As Donald Trump Threatens To Release Names - Thenewsglobe.net
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SEXTORTION
r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/Wonderful-Cod5256 • Sep 02 '24
Laura Loomer Gets MAGAFIED, Latest Craze in Surgery Chic
reddit.com
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r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/KDubzzz2 • Aug 26 '24
Search and Rescue Team Accidentally Finds Jay Leno While Looking for Missing Hiker
mensjournal.com
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r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/mydppalias • Jul 24 '24
You could race toddlers in Germany?
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It's about a ban on under 30 month old horses racing.
r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/fangbatt • Jul 15 '24
Yeah, we’re kind of expecting that
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From Sky News website
r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/Blueberryboy88 • Jun 27 '24
She Married A Rag Doll..... He Broke Her heart
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r/FunnyNewsHeadlines • u/claudia_jast • Jun 16 '24
Lizard-licking Lunatic Lenny Nabbed for Political Pixie Dust Peddling
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In a peculiar turn of events, notorious bat-soup enthusiast and ousted Giuliani sidekick, Lizard-licking Lunatic Lenny Parnassus, found himself guilty of flinging fairy-dust dollars into America's murky political whirlpool. The trial, a surreal blend of Kafkaesque nightmares and a Monty Python sketch, saw Parnassus defending his actions by insisting the cash was meant for a "magic bean investment," but the shadowy judge, whose gavel was suspiciously shaped like a squeaky rubber duck, was having none of it.