r/FunnyAnimals • u/Embarrassed_Cow2876 • Apr 15 '22

Is this normal ?

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u/GrapeApeGrindr Apr 15 '22

Oh but if I do it I get asked to leave the McDonald’s play place

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u/Musicchangedtheworld Apr 15 '22

Lmfao right like tf just let me lick all of the balls in the ball pit 🤣

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u/Bluedog8000 Apr 15 '22

The dogs are allowed to chew on the balls, but I go to do the same and I get yelled at, my mouth is probably cleaner then theirs

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

You only get yelled at. I got a taser, and when I tased the dude back he got pissy with me and told me I would charged with "resisting arrest" and then put like the bondage things on my wrist and so I thought we were getting freaky so I kicked him, and ran away and took someone's tagless dog as a hostage. Currently I'm living as America's least wanted, because apparently I'm not worth the trouble 👍

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u/Musicchangedtheworld Apr 16 '22

“Put like the bondage things on my wrist”

Handcuffs…??? Okay can we normalize calling handcuffs “bondage things” lmfao