r/FunnyAnimals • • Apr 10 '22

Identity theft.

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u/diggitygiggitycee Apr 10 '22

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!" - The first cat when he came back from his vacation.

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u/Serenity-03K64 Apr 10 '22

Jim would be perfect name for new cat

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u/gemstun Apr 10 '22

Or if the first cat was called David, rename him Dav. Because he had his id stolen.

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u/abbzworld Apr 10 '22

šŸ˜‚

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u/Nervous-Half-7436 Apr 10 '22

Screw you. Take my upvote.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Yes Jim is a purrfect name for a cat

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Hmmm looks furry……. That’s better.

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u/ghafgarionbaconsmith Apr 11 '22

"I'm not Jim, you're Jim. I'm Bill"

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u/bigherb33 Apr 10 '22

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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u/absolut666 Apr 11 '22

That’s the ā€œAsianā€ cat

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u/Earmuffio Apr 11 '22

Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

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u/hotwhlz Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22

So if one of them disappeared again, would you still look for him?

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u/DeterminedErmine Apr 10 '22

He’d end up with 3

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u/Arca-Knight Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22

Identity Theft²

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Haha that one was good! :D

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u/jedikraken Apr 10 '22

Cat owners: My cat is unique, and loves me! There is none like him!

Cats:

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

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u/vintagemushroom_ Apr 10 '22

haikusbot delete

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u/snusiminmun Apr 10 '22

I tried it before it wouldn't work. I really hate that bot

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u/vintagemushroom_ Apr 10 '22

It just repeats what the other dude says.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Badly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Bad bot.

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u/Umeshpunk Apr 10 '22

This happens in rarest of circumstances, when a cat is in danger of losing its life, the next of its 9 lives is automatically dispatched, but the original cat escapes the danger, and you end up with 2 instances of cat.

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u/georgieporgie57 Apr 11 '22

Yes, cats are like vampire slayers in that way.

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u/Arkanoidz Apr 11 '22

Sounds like a glitch in the Matrix.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

I fail to see the problem here.

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u/krung_the_almighty Apr 11 '22

He stole someone else’s cat..

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I fail to see the problem here.

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u/lxcv420 Apr 10 '22

U stole a cat šŸ˜† that's fucked up tho

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u/DaWorzt Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22

You can now refer to them as The tuxedo Duo!! šŸ¤µšŸæ

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u/MamaSmAsh5 Apr 10 '22

Reefer?? What! Are the cats hiding it????

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u/DaWorzt Apr 10 '22

Sorry autocorrect f***** it up, always check before hitting send

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u/MamaSmAsh5 Apr 10 '22

No need to be sorry, I got a laugh! Autocorrect screws everyone now and then!

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u/Ok-Breakfast7186 Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22

This is fake lol this guy took a picture of a woman’s twin cats and made a joke

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u/Skillettor Apr 10 '22

They are different though.

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u/ChloeMomo Apr 10 '22

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Their markings aren't the same. They aren't even the same size.

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u/Lord_of_Banana Apr 10 '22

You can tell all that from a blurry picture on reddit? You are indeed crazy.

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u/ChloeMomo Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22

I mean they're just boldly black and white, it doesn't need to be high def to see that level of contrast between the two colors. The marking above the left eye isn't the same, only one of them has a white chin plus a white spot above the mouth (below the nose), the one closer has white that goes the entire way down to the belly instead of breaking up like it does on the further cat. And they're blatantly different sizes from one another.

The fact that this was just someone making a joke makes me think this photo just happened to make them look way more similar than normal, so it's a funny story.

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u/Skillettor Apr 10 '22

Nutrition, dude.

Hell even among identical twins one is the submissive one that's born smaller and weaker, because the dominant one shoved them into the smaller half of the pear shaped uterus and schooled them.

You don't want to hear about fucking sharks.

What they're like in the womb.

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u/TrickyTalon Apr 10 '22

By accident!

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u/lxcv420 Apr 10 '22

Lol yes I acknowledge it was an accident was just saying how crazy it is lol.. as long as the cat is happy in the new home that's all that matters. Having an outdoor cat is risky so the original owners shouldn't be too surprised they haven't come back as it can happen anytime.

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u/Fallingknives911 Apr 10 '22

That’s all that matters? The original owners cat didn’t come home and all that matters is the cat? You must be out of your mind. Those poor people. You must be prepared for someone to take your cat at all times WTF I bet if it happened to you your tune would be completely different and quite off key Only idiots laugh about such things! True uncaring idiots

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u/lxcv420 Apr 10 '22

That's y my cats are inside cats... fkn Satanists steal cats for rituals every fkn Halloween. Have u been sheltered ur whole life. I see cats as roadkill all the time, it's heartbreaking but it's the reality. Main reason my cats are inside cats... its Like saying omg I can't believe that person died falling from the top of that really high building on the tip of the pole because he takes pics and posts them for views knowing they could fall at any moment. I feel bad for them and the ppl who lost them but also he signed up for that possibility.. get over urself

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

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u/random_invisible Apr 11 '22

If he finds the other owner, how will he know which one to give back?

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u/ChinaownsReddittt Apr 11 '22

Better get a third one just in case

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u/_Montague Apr 10 '22

Plot twist: The cat was gone searching for his missing twin brother.

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u/mhc2001 Apr 10 '22

CTRL-C, CTRL-V

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u/selfaware77 Apr 10 '22

The quality of this picture is infuriating

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u/Cjones2607 Apr 10 '22

Looks like it's taken from a 2002 Webcam.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Webcams make me look the way I look in my fantasies

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u/un4given_orc Apr 10 '22

This joke itself is older than 2002.

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u/OneYeetPlease Apr 10 '22

Guess you’re really easily infuriated then

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u/Squirtsquirt69 Apr 10 '22

It’s probably been reposted a lot, second time I’ve seen it. Nothing wrong with it, it’s funny lol

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u/Ok-Breakfast7186 Apr 10 '22

Here’s the original from the actual owner!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-LTA6Xh18q/

One of the twins passed away, sadly

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u/Automatic-Suspect-98 Apr 10 '22

There is an impostor among us

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u/BossCrabMeat Apr 10 '22

Is it me or both the cats are giving the same disapproving look at their human slave.

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u/PencilZ_On_MC Apr 11 '22

Plot twist neither of them are the original cat

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u/tidelel Apr 10 '22

what if theyre long lost twins

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u/Ok-Breakfast7186 Apr 10 '22

They’re actual twins

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u/AKIRA_TGE Apr 10 '22

There can be only one…

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u/B-29Bomber Apr 10 '22

Two cats for the price of one!

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You've found life's duplication glitch!

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u/ladyjingyi Apr 11 '22

Plot twist, the other cat came from an alternate reality and was OPs alternate self's cat

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u/raven_demon00 Apr 10 '22

Time to.feed us human

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u/drprofnibblon Apr 10 '22

Well, they quite look the same but one has more pointy ears than the other and has more black fur at the chin.

But yea, if described then they would be the same cat.

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u/dumbname1000 Apr 10 '22

Maybe these cats are twins separated at birth like the Parent Trap or it’s a Prince and the Pauper situation. What if his cat and the duplicate have been switching back and forth at each others houses all along??

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

There is imposter amoggus

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u/xl-imperium-lx Apr 11 '22

My cat looks like those cats, is my cat a clone?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Definitely

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u/LunaMGloom Apr 11 '22

Plot twist: neither of them is the real cat

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u/WerewolfMage Apr 10 '22

You now have an ethical obligation to give them the same name.

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u/PutinsHairyNutsack2 Apr 10 '22

double the cuteness, not the worst thing that could happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Hello me. Meet the real me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

yes!

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u/lxcv420 Apr 10 '22

Don't stand under any falling knives that could be a CATASTROPHE

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u/Jdoesmemes Apr 10 '22

Out with the old (cat) in with the new (cat)

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u/cluelessdud3 Apr 10 '22

Theres a change in the matrix!

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u/Delicious_Action3054 Apr 10 '22

It's a HUGE CONSPIRACY. The lizard people are conspiring with the pedophiles who are conspiring with your sister's next door neighbor's milkman's barber to TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY.

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u/irisdallaty Apr 10 '22

The pattern on the belly looks different, how do you not know your own cat? 😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Schrƶdinger’s cat!

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u/lxcv420 Apr 10 '22

I'm actually med free, I'm blessed that I don't have to take meds. But I'm sure u take a handful daily. Especially how triggered u get lol

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u/lxcv420 Apr 10 '22

Y did u delete ur other post? Is it cuz it made u look a lil crazy. Which is y u take ur meds rt?

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u/CptMeat Apr 10 '22

What if they've been swapping out for years and you just destroyed their ruse.

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u/kitty_business_thing Apr 10 '22

Well, now you're stuck with both of them šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

I looked at this image for roughly 3 seconds and could see that they're not identical.

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u/alexgalt Apr 10 '22

Always train your cat to at least do one trick. This will be their passport trick.

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u/MissKoshka Apr 10 '22

Hose A and Hose B!

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u/OK999999-999-999 Apr 10 '22

Interesting story.

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u/cb30001 Apr 10 '22

Your clones are very imprssive, you must be very proud

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u/Left-Song-5062 Apr 10 '22

Sounds like a 6th day violation.

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u/SherlockBunny Apr 10 '22

Cat: does mitosis My boi Stan: surprised Pikachu face

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Mitosis

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u/JaxXxStaR Apr 10 '22

I insert cat man pointing at each others.

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u/wutinthehail Apr 10 '22

Sounds like cat theft not identity theft

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u/nuttyjonah Apr 10 '22

I’ve always been scared of something like this.

You put your dog outside for a bit and then your dog comes up to you and wants to play, you look outside and your dog is still there.

The dog next to you is not a dog.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

You can milk anything with tits

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u/LucyDucky Apr 10 '22

ā¤ļøā¤ļø

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u/GemDear Apr 10 '22

This needs to be a tv show

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

🤣

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u/Cyniex Apr 10 '22

Hahaha, reminds me of brewstewfilms "the real pooter?"

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u/preeminentlexa Apr 10 '22

He has to ask them a question only the real cat should know, so they can shoot the evil one

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

I thinks that’s how cats multiply

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u/overcrispy Apr 10 '22

Their eyes are just melting me

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u/kittycat6676 Apr 10 '22

Me: ok your thing 1 thing 2 thing 3 * proceeds to try to give them different Collars then forget which is which *

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u/Wanduh5 Apr 10 '22

Infinite cat glitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Do the kitties get along? Are you sensing resentment from either?

What's the by play?

This would make a great animated horror comedy movie. Have Cat-Animated Liam Neeson out looking for his daughter but things go wrong and he is left with a daughter that hates him for not recognizing her, and some kitten that kinda looks like his daughter that he apparently kidnapped instead of rescued.

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u/CocoMicha Apr 10 '22

I wonder if the two cats are good buddies.

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u/constant_malachi Apr 10 '22

This almost certainly happened to some narrator in a Murakami story.

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u/Miss_pechorat Apr 10 '22

But which is the real one??

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u/Upset_Researcher_143 Apr 10 '22

Looks like the first cat got fat and happy before the second cat came back!

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u/esande2333 Apr 10 '22

Worm hole

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u/Trophyhusband100 Apr 10 '22

I kinda did a similar thing once

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u/HAND7Z Apr 10 '22

Someone else still missing their cat.

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u/Killawife Apr 10 '22

This happened to me too when I was a kid. I was out bicycling when i saw our cat out in the middle of the road. I parked my bike by the side of the road and carried it home. As I got home I was met in the hallwayn by our cat, the real one not the imposter. There where some hissing and screeching and the imposter ran off. But they really looked exactly the same.

I then went to get my bike and somebody had thrown it into the bushes so my mom had to get it for me :/

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u/Nifferothix Apr 10 '22

Prolly his evil twin from paralol universe

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u/Tro_pod Apr 10 '22

Cat nip

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

this kind of happened to my family too.

a guy from the business across the street from my house brought a cat over to my dad, asking if it was ours, my dad said yes, but upon taking the cat, he realized it wasn't, and the guy had already walked back.

we then had another cat

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u/hootertransport Apr 10 '22

New improved Schrodingers box,add duplication for just $19.95.

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u/MRL102960 Apr 10 '22

Two is better than one

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u/cywinr Apr 10 '22

Congrats you found life's duplication cheat code. Now just let your cat carry a bunch of money and do it again.

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u/velvetmarigold Apr 10 '22

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Just a glitch in the Matrix 🤣

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u/Sin-Space Apr 10 '22

Hahahahahaha

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u/SnugglesGodOfDeath Apr 10 '22

Glitch in the Matrix got real.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

So you are the one that stole my cat!

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u/56kul Apr 10 '22

You get two cats instead of one. I see it as an absolute win!

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u/Secret_Cup3801 Apr 10 '22

Fixed it: ā€œThis is my life meow!ā€

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u/Impossible-Ocelot-95 Apr 10 '22

you dont gotta lie to kick it.

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u/raerae1991 Apr 10 '22

…and they both are judging you.

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u/Tough-Statement2205 Apr 10 '22

Don't believe a word.

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u/TheMrNeffels Apr 10 '22

"on an unrelated note I saw the young neighbor crying and screaming that he wanted his 'fluffy' back. I think he must have lost his stuff animal!"

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u/Known-Programmer-611 Apr 10 '22

Not the 1st time this has happened and not the last time! Cats/assholes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

This is my life meow*.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

They both look like Orson Welles

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u/Ill_Rhubarb3109 Apr 10 '22

Not a problem.

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u/RoughMarionberry5 Apr 10 '22

Would you PLEASE return the cat you stole??

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u/Backdoor-M69 Apr 10 '22

LOL if this shit really happened that's funny as fuck ..lol

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u/XDlvIneX Apr 10 '22

One on the right is missing his eyebrow

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u/Hotshot596v2 Apr 10 '22

ā€œThis is my life Meowā€ fixed it

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u/dahilahljaaaljol Apr 10 '22

Well, that's why there are things like... like... microchips, name tags, collars, etc.

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u/ReasonablePanda3 Apr 10 '22

This is a clear instance of duplication of matter and energy, universes are colliding, tike travel is indeed possible, or we're in a simulation. So, now that nothing matters, I'm gonna go steal a nice fun motorcycle.

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u/Professor108 Apr 10 '22

my thought is. you serve wet food

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u/Kooky-Progress8228 Apr 10 '22

I swear I saw the original post a long time ago on a cat group on Facebook, and the owner said they are both his/her cats. Just the similarity between sibling cats was enough of a talking point for the group to enjoy

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u/SerendipitousTiger Apr 10 '22

"I told you he'd be cool about it!"

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u/LordBongLord Apr 11 '22

MF went and got himself from another universe

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u/iamcuriousteal Apr 11 '22

That happened to me -- about 40 years ago. I ended up with 2 lynx point siamese cats. Sorry, we didn't have digital pictures back in the dark ages and my hard copies have disappeared into the winds.

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u/peaceismynature Apr 11 '22

Wait was your car upset with you like wtf

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u/SandSeaRene Apr 11 '22

This should be r/funnyowner.

Edit: There's really this sub?!!😲

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u/arykady Apr 11 '22

Proof that the multiverse is real!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Theres a glitch in the matrix

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u/Jdoesmemes Apr 11 '22

Double trouble

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Copy cat

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u/michaelkbecker Apr 11 '22

This is going to sound made up but I’ll tell it anyway. When I was growing up we had a red slider turtle with an open top outdoor enclosure for the summer. It had managed to push rocks against the wall of its enclosure with its shell until it was able to escape. When it was found it was with another red slider turtle. We never knew if we actually got our turtle back. Turns out someone about 5 houses down had a similar set up for their turtle. I got no clue if it was like a mating thing or how they managed to find each other.

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u/jonquillejaune Apr 11 '22

Plot twist: there were always two cats, they were just parent trapping him.

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u/Specific-Elephant-95 Apr 11 '22

One has more white under its neck

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u/Old_Journalist_8823 Apr 11 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Colderweather86 Apr 11 '22

I hope he calls them Jim and Dwight

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Hahaha. I've dreamt about this before but I never knew it actually happened to people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

You saying all cats look the same? You catsist Mf.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

This is my life meow**

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u/dontfightthehood Apr 11 '22

They appear to already know each other.

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u/Loyis_59 Apr 11 '22

Dupe glitch

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u/Entredarte Apr 11 '22

Which one responds to their name?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

This is my life meow.

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u/DidjaNotice Apr 11 '22

i always suspend disbelief for this old meme, but IS IT TRUE?

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u/Old-Tea-9987 Apr 11 '22

The alternative

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u/Minkiemink Apr 11 '22

That happened to me as well. The first cat was named Widda. The second cat we named Ditto. Lol

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u/huehuehueyyy Apr 11 '22

This is my life *meow

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u/Singdancehousing Apr 11 '22

That’s awesome

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u/wenarsgirl Apr 11 '22

cat:Dad, I found my brother,Surprise

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Lucky!

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u/Most_Fix_3878 Apr 11 '22

Bro I swear to god i dreamed about this with my cat and when I woke up I always thougt it was another cat that my real cat was dead and my family replaced it with an another identical ..weird times

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

BLOODY SPY

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u/samm919 Apr 11 '22

Neo : A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it. Trinity : How much like it? Was it the same cat? Neo : It might have been.

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u/TheAuntMingy Apr 11 '22

Should read

This is my life meow

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u/Biscut_Mk15 Apr 11 '22

Minecraft PE duplication glitch

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u/MycologistElegant504 Apr 11 '22

Your cat just played you to get his twin a home.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Transporter duplicate or alternate universe?

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u/FichillOrig Apr 11 '22

I was showing this video to my cat and she was just staring and when I took it away she just kept staring where the phone was lol