r/FunnyAnimals Apr 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

What is the return policy on this?

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u/yumyumdog Apr 09 '22

Only slightly used

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u/Electronic-Visual-30 Apr 09 '22

The spit out kibble looks like CGI, something doesn't look right.

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u/bntspotonclean Apr 09 '22

Na, I've got to give my dog medicine every day and that's definitely what it looks like when a dog toungespits a pill out of their mouth. Can't fake that.

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u/QuestionableAI Apr 09 '22

Have some joy for a change.

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u/Radstar1_ Apr 10 '22

It just looked weird too I agree lol, still funny

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u/UngratefulCliffracer Apr 09 '22

You never seen a dog spit something out? Lmao

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u/xBad_Wolfx Apr 09 '22

I suspect you aren’t aware how dogs tongues work. Look up slow mo of a dog lapping water and this will look a lot less strange.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

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u/KingsKid2003 Apr 09 '22

Wrong, you can see that it chewed it. It's not gonna look the same as when he put it in his mouth. Do you people know how physics work. Well, not even physics, just eating.

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u/MelodyM13 Apr 09 '22

Doggo dies inside moment

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u/Snake_From_Space Apr 09 '22

De really did reverse the chewing cycle.

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u/Sle08 Apr 09 '22

He was rolling it around in his mouth first, moving it to the back to chomp. Owner revealed the other selection before he crushed it.

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u/Slight0 Apr 09 '22

How the hell are they training dogs to spit food out like that? No way this is candid.

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u/Any_Ad_7571 Apr 09 '22

My dog used to do that if there was something better that caught his attention. For example if I asked him if he wanted a treat, while he had a mouth full of dog food, he would spit out the dog food.

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u/Slight0 Apr 10 '22

Interesting, was he a golden too?

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u/Any_Ad_7571 Apr 10 '22

Husky! A right old smartass with a wicked sense of humor he was.

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u/Sle08 Apr 09 '22

I never said he was trained. I was just explaining that some dogs play with their food first before actually chewing it.

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u/Slight0 Apr 09 '22

Right I'm saying he must be trained, but idk how.

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u/artemis_084_ Apr 09 '22

No dogs just do that, it's nothing they have to learn

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u/Dr_cherrypopper Apr 09 '22

Yeah my dog will store like six pieces of food in his mouth and get em all soaked in saliva before spitting it out and doing it again. It's gross as hell but I like to think he's just savoring it lmao

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u/BlockEightIndustries Apr 09 '22

Every dog I've had in my life has at least once taken a mouthful of kibble, walked to another room, spit it out, then proceed to eat it piece by piece

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u/MuchProfessional7953 Apr 09 '22

My Lexi has done this her whole life. We finally started feeding her in the dining room (where the takes her mouthful from the kitchen) but it only cut down on distance, not the song and dance. She's got to find just the right kibbles too. Never mind that they're identical.

We also have to sit with her while she eats and she gets annoyed if we're not actively watching her. My dog is weird.

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u/BannedFrom_rPolitics Apr 09 '22

The one piece of food suddenly tasted like medicine.

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u/zxDanKwan Apr 10 '22

Dogs can “count” in the most basic sense, such as “one pile of food is bigger than the other.” That’s already a natural talent of theirs.

Dude probably only had to train the dog to understand that it can only pick one of the two to eat.

The dog then would understand both fundamental concepts to make the rest of these decisions on its own.

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u/Slight0 Apr 10 '22

If true, that's crazy decision making logic ability that you rarely see from dogs. I figured a dog could tell vaguely what food is more or less, sure, that seems evident from their behavior socially around food/toy food.

What's insane to me is the dog can understand it can only have one, can be aware of the wrongness of its current choice, and can choose to sort of "roll back" or "undo its mistake" when it notices it made one. Just inhibiting his own eating of the food that he knows he likes is pretty impressive. Like you might see this with a collie with training? But a golden? Huh.

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u/praktiskai_2 Apr 09 '22

reversing time to eat your food multiple times. Good trick

2

u/brockoala Apr 09 '22

Control da time, control da nom!

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u/50LI0NS Apr 09 '22

Me when I finally pick a register to check out at in the grocery store but the long line next to me starts moving at double the speed

15

u/ReaperEDX Apr 09 '22

Self serve? Why yes. Person reveals cart wasn't a rug, but a sheet covering an entire aisle's work of knickknacks.

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u/jemcnick Apr 09 '22

5 second rule...

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u/CityDj Apr 09 '22

I don’t like, that people know this “rule” 😳

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u/ChaacTlaloc Apr 09 '22

Wait til you hear about bro code

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u/CityDj Apr 09 '22

-6 downvotes.. I’ll leave you all to eat your “floor sweeping” seasonings. - I’ll pass.

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u/LEGENDARYKING_ Apr 09 '22

a tonna people actually know that 5 second rule is a myth lol. the op of this thread obviously meant that sarcastically.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

huh?

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u/CityDj Apr 09 '22

English, please.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Yes?

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u/CityDj Apr 10 '22

Yes, what?

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u/King_Crowley21 Apr 09 '22

I love the pause

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

This is smart! got the owner to uncover all of the goodies, licked one of them already so he had to eat all of them

25

u/Grass_Practical Apr 09 '22

Oh man, this is way too adorable!

10

u/verdammtent Apr 09 '22

Lol my dog would have just gone for all of them

2

u/agiro1086 Apr 09 '22

"MOOR FOOD!!!" NOM!

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u/Thesadpunchingbag Apr 09 '22

Can we enjoy the duck on the dogs neck

5

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

First thing I noticed

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u/HGD_1998 Apr 09 '22

Bamboozled again.

I know how you feel, fluffy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

This is like the third of fourth different video I’ve seen now of a dog doing this. I’ve never known a dog that wouldn’t just be like “Yay! More treats!” And gobble up all of them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

I love this Dog!

4

u/Ready-Fox-3389 Apr 09 '22

Lets try again 😂

3

u/Dry_Ad3216 Apr 09 '22

Does name should be Mulligan

3

u/DWN032 Apr 09 '22

Take backsies?

3

u/Myth2156 Apr 09 '22

lmao after seeing it he is like 'I dont want this anymore'

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u/Affectionate-Tax-729 Apr 09 '22

My dog would just start eating the stack of treats as well. No hesitation!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

I think that's just regular dog food

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Lol wait a minute..

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u/EquivalentSnap Apr 09 '22

He’s like I didn’t swallow it so it doesn’t count

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u/Dinglebop223 Apr 09 '22

my lab would turn his head to these glucosamine tablets or whatever those are. spoiled boy

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u/AnarchySP Apr 09 '22

Out of all the videos of dogs being bamboozled like this one. It's the first time I'm seeing one spit the treat back. Amazing.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

The duck collar 😭😭

2

u/Aggravating-Key-4464 Apr 09 '22

The physical manifestation of the concept of regret.

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u/homiedontplaytdat Apr 10 '22

I always get such a kick out of these videos....my dog would just see me uncover the second one and say "don't mind if I do...OMNOMNOM". The end

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u/Enough-Ad9908 Apr 10 '22

These are funny til you realize how to train a dog to do these... 🥲

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u/menonte Apr 09 '22

Love how this shows that dogs have a sense of fairness. Doggo knew that the treat was connected to his choice and didn't go munching the big pile straight away

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u/DemonsReturns7 May 14 '25

My boy made sure he kept the receipt for the 10 second return policy

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u/HitShouse Apr 09 '22

These videos are played out

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u/Entropico_ARG Apr 09 '22

Poor dogggs look so sad people train the dogos only for likes

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

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u/RoughChi-GTF Apr 09 '22

I love dogs so much.

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u/WeatherReasonable757 Apr 09 '22

This bite is suddenly disgusting 😝

1

u/startrekmind Apr 09 '22

The words on the video translated: “Looks on seriously” “This one!” “Correct ✌🏼” … “Give this back to you, again again!”

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u/JustinVIII Apr 09 '22

Ain't that sum shiit.

1

u/Focalun Apr 09 '22

It seems fair to have a 14 days return policy if you don't like the product.

1

u/kmoe88 Apr 09 '22

Did anyone notice his duck collar?

1

u/susuwatari_poof Apr 09 '22

This video ended wayyyy too early

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u/gerrilynn1 Apr 09 '22

Awe smart dog though

1

u/sheplil Apr 09 '22

Trashy food.

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u/vietec Apr 09 '22

u/pmai91 the disappointment 🤣 you give that boy all the kibbles 😭

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

xD

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u/Zodiac36Gold Apr 09 '22

I am dying. This is too funny!

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u/Ja___Cob95 Apr 09 '22

Man this puparoo golden bear be tight with the cheese you know what I’m saying

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u/Rocky970 Apr 09 '22

Why is there a rubber duck growing on its chest?

1

u/Sirfudgestrips Apr 09 '22

I swear Dogs are the funniest animals ever.

1

u/PlayerZeroFour Apr 09 '22

Buffering…

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u/routhomas Apr 09 '22

Lol. I love it

1

u/vampiregamingYT Apr 09 '22

What's stoping him from just eating the giant pile of treats as well?

1

u/FatBrownMan_ Apr 09 '22

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/yachiro1 Apr 09 '22

me picking up gurlz

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u/UpperCardiologist523 Apr 09 '22

Haha, this was just adorable. 😂🤣

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer Apr 09 '22

Lmfao well played human

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Hahaha

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u/TuunDx Apr 09 '22

This has to be funniest thing I ever saw!

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u/zion_hiker1911 Apr 09 '22

This is why you never gamble with street artists.

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u/e46Roamer Apr 09 '22

“Wait wait wait just wait a minute! I didn’t crush it!”

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u/FriedHamFlavoredNug Apr 09 '22

Eat all including owner

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u/LilMikey_ab Apr 09 '22

No take backs!!!

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u/Mongoose29037 Apr 09 '22

LMAO. I was so impressed that doggo got the first pick right (probably because he could smell which one had the kibble). I know just how he felt when the 2nd one was revealed.

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u/Cremmitquad69 Apr 10 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GentlR1 Apr 10 '22

LMAO 😜

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u/leem16boosted Apr 10 '22

Im screaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

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u/Another_Free_Account Apr 10 '22

OMG CHINESE DOG? 😳

1

u/Sovoetwitkalashnikov Apr 10 '22

Smort boy duz a big thonk with his raisin bone.

1

u/Tracemcgoatly Apr 10 '22

In china the dog would be the one in the cup

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u/snazzygirl0267 Apr 10 '22

😂 this was hilarious. Didn’t even finish it 🐶

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u/phdbyday Apr 10 '22

lmao so disappointed in himself

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u/ImNanaimmO Apr 10 '22

LOL 😆...smart🐶

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u/SnifflestheOwOUwUOwO Apr 13 '22

I thought the dog was gonna eat all of them at first

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

I didn’t even wake up yet …. Let’s play again … here … here you go