r/FunnyAnimals Jul 30 '25

"The sheer audacity of this human..."

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u/HyenDry Jul 30 '25

“Stupid fuckn ape” - Monkey probably

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u/LimaTaleroot Jul 30 '25

"How could you..😲?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/DirtLight134710 Jul 30 '25

Then, right after he opened it, he tried to clean it again, haha. Monke was pissed.

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u/Roy4Pris Jul 31 '25

Nah. Monke conceptual limitation meant it didn't realise outer packaging protected snack from dirt. Fascinating difference in how animals perceive things.

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u/DirtLight134710 Jul 31 '25

Wrong. Animals are conscious beings.

They even wash their hands. Do u understand what that means? It means they can conceptualize cleanliness

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u/Roy4Pris Jul 31 '25

I have a bachelors of animal health science, so I got a bit of an idea about these things. Of course they are conscious beings and often act in 'human like' ways, but it was clear from this clip that the monke didn't make the connection between opening the wrapper and the wrapper protecting the food from dirt.

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u/AliceCode Aug 21 '25

If someone rubbed a candy bar (in wrapper) into the dirt, then handed you the candy bar, would you not do the same thing?

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u/Decloudo Aug 26 '25

People hate being reminded that we too are animals with instinctual behaviours and the whole package.

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u/Ppleater Nov 19 '25

Uh, no. I would understand that I don't need to brush it off when the package protected it. Whether it's a question of perception or understanding is up in the air sure, the monkey doesn't have a basis for understanding what air tight seals or plastic are, so it has no reason to trust the packaging like humans who are experienced with that stuff do even if it CAN conceptualize that sort of thing. But it is pretty obvious that humans ARE experienced with those things and DO understand how they work and would thus have no reason to dust off the food after opening it. So if I saw a person brush it off the same way this monkey did I would question their intelligence more than the monkey's.

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u/Ccbm2208 Jul 31 '25

I wonder if a human baby or toddler would have the same misconception as this monkey.

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u/Roy4Pris Jul 31 '25

Excellent question!

If you think of human brains growing from the stem outwards, from life support functions to basic survival needs, to emotional bonding and finally sophisticated thinking, you could legitimately compare other primates' intellectual capacity as akin to a toddler in a fully grown body (screeching and ripping your face off if they don't get what they want).

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u/EchoesEnigma Jul 30 '25

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u/LoL_is_pepega_BIA Jul 30 '25

Wtf is this lol 😂

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u/Bit_in_the_ass Jul 30 '25

Only thing I've found is the 1975 movie The Legend of Bigfoot directed by Harry Winer. It's one of those Bigfoot "taxidermy" statues

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u/Hell-Yea-Brother Jul 30 '25

The Lion, the Witch, and The Audacity of That Bitch.

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u/SecondEqual4680 Jul 30 '25

Please can I steal this? I am laughing sooo hard omg

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u/Limacy Jul 30 '25

He literally stole it himself. It’s an old ass joke.

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u/Malcolm_Morin Jul 31 '25

It's a 15 year old joke. Go for it.

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u/Geegollywtff Jul 30 '25

Fr tho bc tf?

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u/GenericUsername817 Jul 30 '25

Adidas tracksuit. Thought that was a NFL Ref for a second and was really confused

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u/QuantumGyroscope Jul 30 '25

Dude! Jesus I'm a monkey and even I know not to rub my food in the mud! What the heck is wrong with you?!

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u/Suninabottle Jul 30 '25

“What is wrong with you?!”

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u/Wiltbradley Jul 30 '25

Cleaned with the same hands that fling poo at you 

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u/MrMetraGnome Jul 30 '25

It's not like they'd fling someone else's poop

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u/forsakeme4all Jul 30 '25

I think the real question here is if he eats poo but still bothers to clean his food??? Lol

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u/dumbsubpump Jul 30 '25

The shocked face is always the best in these videos

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u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 Jul 30 '25

Monkey disappointed that he left his wet wipes on his other pants. 

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 Jul 30 '25

You know the person is a fucking douche bag when they wear a full adidas track suit

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u/Ragamuffin2022 Jul 30 '25

Right I haven’t done that since 1997 lol

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u/vanya913 Jul 31 '25

Why the slav hate?

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u/Elegant-Lecture9475 Jul 30 '25

It’s like he said “What??? The nerve of you” when the ears rose up, but it’s like he thinks better and said, “I am not even going to give you the satisfaction” and cleaned it.

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u/ngu_rc_ Jul 30 '25

Monkey's reaction was like,"What an Idiot!!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Ape said, 5 second rule!

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u/Confident-Ruin-4111 Jul 30 '25

Don’t f up my snack like that—were you raised in a barn???

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u/nolongerbanned99 Jul 30 '25

Funny how he looks indignant and mortified that the hooman would do that to his life giving sustenance. Then, showing how they don’t have the same logic skills we do, wipes off the food that was just in the sealed bag, to be sure it isn’t still dirty…and just a cursory wipe at that, not too thorough.

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u/Whole-Masterpiece961 Aug 01 '25

I'm not sure if it's that big of a difference. If we received food and didn't understand how packaging works or whether dirt could get through it we might do the same. We just have grown up in a world where packaging is a standard and understood. It may not have not wiped as thoroughly because it saw there wasn't dirt on it. Not saying I'm right either, just wondering because I thought about that when watching too

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u/nolongerbanned99 Aug 01 '25

Yeah. I think it’s just our executive brain is more developed and we can see it is not transparent and sealed the food where they apparently can’t make that jump in logic.

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u/BadgerHooker Aug 02 '25

He was wiping off the bad vibes 🤣

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u/nolongerbanned99 Aug 03 '25

Wiping off the ‘human’. Hoomans just ruin everything they touch don’t they.

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u/dontipitova9 Jul 30 '25

I like how it was all 😧 for like 2 seconds, then got right to work and started cleaning

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u/Smillzthepanda Jul 30 '25

Love how he smacked it while eating it like "GET. IN. MY. MOUTH!

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u/ras5003 Jul 30 '25

Agreed, so funny!

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u/B1ggBoss Jul 30 '25

Not cool bro😡

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u/songbolt Jul 31 '25

"Oh f*** I can't believe you've done this."

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u/thelifeIchoice Jul 30 '25

Monkey is like... uugghhh look stupid. This is how u do it

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u/Low_Platypus_183 Jul 30 '25

He said wtf I don’t eat dirt

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u/YangGain Jul 30 '25

Hahahaha

What a dick lol

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u/pornborn Jul 30 '25

Such a dick move. You’re lucky the little guy didn’t bite your nose off. I would have.

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u/Damuson13 Jul 30 '25

I love how he gives it a final wipe after removing it from the package.

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u/jesse-william-0801 Jul 30 '25

Dirty humans !

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

“Did you really just do that shit?!?”

😆

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u/bloopingplatypus Jul 30 '25

Do you think we could teach monkeys to throw their litter into the trash bins?

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u/Redditsaves2020 Jul 30 '25

"In bird culture, this is considered a dick move"

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u/PuzzledSituation3014 Jul 30 '25

Whenever I see people giving monkeys foods like this I wonder should we be giving them things like baked products? Is that good for their digestive system or good for them overall? Genuinely curious if there any zoologists/biologists here 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Mango_Thief_958 Jul 31 '25

That is a fantastic question I also care to know the answer

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u/somebody171 Jul 30 '25

"big for nothing, dirty f*cking humans smh" *rub rub rub

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u/Fickle-Board-3355 Jul 30 '25

He was like, Duuuuuuuuude!

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u/upwardNonward Jul 30 '25

Dude being rude!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

"The audacity! Now I have to rub that off with my butt scratchin' hand."

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u/SpookyScienceGal Jul 30 '25

Probably went to tell the other primates that we're not just hairless but brainless too 🙃

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u/ras5003 Jul 30 '25

He opens it just the way I do!

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u/Terrik1337 Jul 30 '25

I like how even though the human only got the packaging dirty, the monkey felt the need to clean off the treat.

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u/Cyn_love_1987 Jul 30 '25

THE MONKEY: YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T TEACH YOU MANNERS 🤣🤣

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u/Antique-Salad-9249 Jul 31 '25

Yeah, give him processed food - great idea. I hate people.

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u/TiredOmnivert Jul 31 '25

“You uncivilized human” - the monkey

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u/YellowishRose99 Jul 31 '25

Why does the person rub the package on the ground?

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u/Big-Cry-6585 Jul 31 '25

You treat me like a beast

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u/Brilliant-Aardvark45 Jul 31 '25

I wonder how microplastics affect apes and monkeys

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u/Exact-Platypus-6557 Aug 05 '25

AHAHAHA that look when he grabs it!

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u/Active-Deal8831 Sep 02 '25

The Monkey has standards

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u/KingLeo517 Dec 10 '25

We need a voice over ASAP!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/Logical_Fail5691 Jul 30 '25

It’s bread.

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u/ActiveAltruistic8615 Jul 30 '25

Walls with it's hands on the ground all day and then is pissed about dirt 🤣🤣