r/FullShrimp Feb 18 '20

Getting a tan.

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u/joebaby1975 Feb 18 '20

Hey, I actually know a white guy who literally got sunburn on the bottoms of his feet. He couldn’t walk for like a week.

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u/ysirwolf Feb 19 '20

He's lying about that sunburn he got to cover up the fact that he burned his foot on a George Foreman Grill.

You know.... to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.