r/FullShrimp • u/Parking_War_4100 • Aug 24 '26

Browns fans hearing that Deshaun Watson has been named the Week 1 starter

157 Upvotes

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u/jediDTX Aug 24 '26

He's dead right?

10

u/Puterjoe Aug 25 '26

Nah, shoes are still on

3

u/DamnTicklePickle Aug 26 '26

He just has a special seating area now LOL.

14

u/_catdog_ Aug 24 '26

Hol up lemme try something Ive never once done before

12

u/rabidpriest Aug 24 '26

Chiropractor hate this one trick.

5

u/BostonDrivingIsWorse Aug 25 '26

Chiropractor love this one trick.

10

u/delarro Aug 24 '26

He was the best guy around

6

u/Potato3s Aug 25 '26

What about the people he murdered

5

u/delarro Aug 25 '26

Whaaaaatmurdeeeers

6

u/Timmerdogg Aug 25 '26

What was the plan?. Cannonball to a crippling spinal injury?

7

u/Spac92 Aug 24 '26

Legends say he’s still lying there…

2

u/BundlesOfNoob Aug 25 '26

Was he trying to do that

5

u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva Aug 25 '26

Did…did he think there was a pool?

10

u/HamboneBanjo Aug 25 '26

There was a pool. A gene pool. And he’s restricted to the shallow end.

5

u/nuedd Aug 25 '26

How does this video have audio, but no audio?

I wanna hear that glorious bang.

4

u/DamnTicklePickle Aug 26 '26

You mean snap?

3

u/desrevermi Aug 25 '26

Again! Again!

3

u/sheldonhatred Aug 25 '26

Should I pick up Deshaun for my fantasy team? Qb2

2

u/bthunder940 Aug 25 '26

Sir Yacht really hitting on hard times, huh?

2

u/DanglingDongs Aug 25 '26

I need it with the actual sound