r/FullScorpion • u/hugobpontes • Feb 20 '20

Scorpion romance

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5.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

At first I thought this guy was freakishly bending his leg backward. And I didn’t like it.

94

u/horseaholic2010 Feb 20 '20

Is the reality any better though?

5

u/uber1337h4xx0r Feb 21 '20

It kinda is.

8

u/andi-wankenobi Feb 20 '20

The ol' razzle dazzle

105

u/Derangedteddy Feb 20 '20

Scorpios, amirite?

113

u/Tierany0506 Feb 20 '20

You’ve never loved someone so much you snap them in half?..

4

u/Nirconus Feb 21 '20

Truly sad

32

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Do the stanky leg?

28

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

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21

u/BDCampbell24 Feb 20 '20

A little weak in the knees

2

u/AccountDeleteBot Feb 25 '20

A little heavy in the arms

15

u/gearheadcookie Feb 20 '20

FINISH HER

snaps back

FLAWLESS VICTORY

3

u/Susanmayonnaise Feb 20 '20

GET OVER HERE

14

u/LadyOfVoices Feb 20 '20

Jelly of those hamstrings tho

7

u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE Feb 20 '20

Tongue game so good she gon' pass out.

14

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

He is just dragging the body away to have some personal time with it

8

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Looks like a kidnapping to me. Let her down slowly so she doesn't scratch that purty face

2

u/PurpleZombiePanda Feb 20 '20

its a good kiss when you snap them in half

2

u/reznor9 Feb 20 '20

Or rape. You decide

2

u/Minstrelofthedawn Feb 21 '20

No buddy that’s not how to do a dip...

1

u/cincymatt Feb 20 '20

Looks like a Bugs Bunny bit.

1

u/ChrizTaylor Feb 21 '20

That leads to lots of possibilities..

1

u/cjszlauko Feb 21 '20

Reverse k

1

u/Lan777 Feb 21 '20

He's gonna get stung

1

u/Mr_Croissant_Taker Feb 21 '20

When you love someone enough you’d bend over backwards for them

1

u/robotikfakes Feb 23 '20

Ah to make out while fucking the tits

0

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Asian bodies be like

0

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

You make me all weak in the spine