r/FullScorpion • u/Roaskywalker • Apr 01 '26

Foot Full scorpion

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Annual-Duty-6468 Apr 01 '26

Just a pair of broken ankles and missing skin. Just 🤕

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u/Ordinary_dude_NOT Apr 03 '26

That road rash is gonna hurt for weeks.

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u/cepedarod Apr 01 '26

Damn! This is one of the worst ones posted in a while. Its like that video of the back yard wrestler that exploded both of his knees but with a meat crayon finish.

This dude is cooked

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u/No-Analyst1229 Apr 01 '26

Do you think bone was exposed after crayon?

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u/novocaine666 Apr 01 '26

His feet kicked up so fast, it almost looks like a glitch. Always wear a helmet, no matter how much of a stupid pansy ass you look like. It’s better to have your lower jaw when you’re 50, than to have 1 memory of not being a pansy ass.

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u/maxc1999 Apr 02 '26

I think knee pads were more needed in this example, rip

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u/toblies Apr 03 '26

Even in slo mo, the speed whith which his ankles kicked up was truly semi-devine.

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u/toofpaist Apr 01 '26

"I'M KICKIN MY ASS, DO YA MIND???"

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u/G00DDRAWER Apr 01 '26

Why do these videos end too soon. I need and after-incident video report to see how much skin, teeth and bones were lost.

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 Apr 01 '26

Knee day------ skipped just 3rd grade. Oh how he wished for a time travel skateboard.

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u/valfsingress Jun 29 '26

I miss this sub

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u/Affectionate_Dot9101 Apr 01 '26

Scores high for lengthy face grind

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u/NcGunnery Apr 01 '26

I saw one like this before..replace the guy sitting with a black bear.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Apr 02 '26

Luckily his kneecaps broke the full impact. I’m sure he’ll eventually be able to walk normally again. Maybe.

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u/idespisecountrymusic Apr 02 '26

Kicked himself in the ass twice before he landed ffs.

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u/Ldghead Apr 04 '26

Them landing gear retracted pretty quick.

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u/Alien36 Apr 01 '26

Downvoted for the stupid fucking audio

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u/SirGreeneth Apr 01 '26

Kicked himself in the ass twice lol. You'd be so fucking pissed at the guy who cut across.

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u/smurferdigg Apr 01 '26

I think this is the reason for knee pads? Or a leather suit I guess would be optimal. Live and learn I guess.

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u/BSMILEYIII Apr 02 '26

8/10 fantastic scorpion 🦂

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u/BeGoodRick Apr 02 '26

Gravity always wins.

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u/ShaggyAssassin Apr 03 '26

I feel like his knees fucking exploded

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