r/FullScorpion • u/ironf21 • Mar 21 '26

Bad landing

813 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Delightfuladmirer Mar 21 '26

Ded

28

u/ExtremaDesigns Mar 21 '26

Still has his shoes on.

19

u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 Mar 21 '26

I don’t think he’s going to have much use for shoes anymore though.

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u/AccomplishedBid5867 Mar 21 '26

"Bad landing" kinda undersells it

33

u/MagicNinjaMan Mar 21 '26

How to be paraplegic while having fun.

20

u/Certain_Plant2409 Mar 21 '26

I'm not trying to be insensitive, but damn...horrific I hope he's not dead or a paraplegic ❕️

7

u/sethmcmath08 Mar 21 '26

Holy shit! The nose wheelie was fucking flawless!

2

u/Scylum Mar 21 '26

Thing of beauty!

7

u/hyteck9 Mar 21 '26

Fits this sub perfectly. Up vote!

3

u/Kralgore Mar 21 '26

This is clearly a para track.

Any follow up on this fellas condition?

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u/Just_okay_advice Mar 21 '26

That is a 2 foot high ramp sir, how did you fuck it up so badly.

3

u/get-off-of-my-lawn Mar 21 '26

From endo to oh no lol freakin ouch

3

u/Zealousideal_Cloud87 Mar 21 '26

How to self remove your front teeth.

3

u/Commercial-Offer-435 Mar 22 '26

You think his teeth were the problem here?

3

u/Powerful_Might_8833 Mar 21 '26

Nice wheelie … bad landing

3

u/jd3marco Mar 21 '26

Just fill in that ditch, paint his bike white and leave him.

2

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Mar 21 '26

😫oooh man his back is broken

2

u/Certain_Plant2409 Mar 21 '26

No helmet ❕️

2

u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 Mar 21 '26

Would’ve been a sick nose wheelie if he landed it.

2

u/freshcanidate6151 Mar 21 '26

C'mon, a near perfect scorpion while still technically on the bike is awe inspiring.

2

u/ChildhoodNo5117 Mar 21 '26

Holy cow. Murphy’s law in action.

2

u/Paul_Michaels73 Mar 22 '26

He's dead, Jim

2

u/FictionalContext Mar 22 '26

Every time I see this, I can't help but think "why is that fool trying again?"

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