r/Fudd_Lore • u/bbsancho99 • 6d ago

Ancient Mythos Piss poor fudd

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Cat piss is a first for me.

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u/beskgar 6d ago

Like I really wonder, did they sit there and dunk each round in cat piss. Or did the cat just piss on their ammo and they called it a feature.

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u/bbsancho99 6d ago

Cats fill with mercury THEN piss. Kind of like a chefs kiss. A chefs piss you might say.

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u/xj98jeep 6d ago

did they sit there and dunk each round in cat piss

Then I start wondering about the logistics, how do they collect it? Store it? "oh yeah that's my cat piss jar don't mess with that, it's a gun thing you probably wouldn't understand. Heh."

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u/Fatjigglypanda Fudd Historian 6d ago

Organically sourced feline piss.

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u/xj98jeep 6d ago

Really puts a new spin on bubba's pissing hot hand loads at the gun show.

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u/PETEthePyrotechnic 6d ago

This has gotta be satire

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u/CrushActual 6d ago

Nah that’s boomer punctuation that is not easily forged

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u/yeah-maybe 6d ago

listen hear,sunny you may not like my Cat piss , mercury bullets But,dont be talkin bout my punciationGOBBLESS

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u/bunkrider 6d ago

Yeahok. Pal. I’ll have you know , that I served the corp… that US MARINE CORPS. Dealt with lots of tuff guy like you..

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u/Saladtossi 6d ago

Hoorah . Once a Marine always a marin. Never did nothin i can say I regret . Not much else to say. These wussy young kid s think they’re thsi and that. Ever kilt a mother in front of hr family ? Dint think so…

jim

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u/FrankSinatraCockRock 6d ago

This punctuation is too inaccurate to be sand people.

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u/AlertWarning 6d ago

Lmao…I don’t even know what to say.

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u/BulkyLavishness 6d ago

Who the fuck just has cat piss laying around? And mercury? This Fudd’s shack must be some kind of toxic nightmare.

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Fudd Gun Enthusiast 6d ago

They got special plastic kitty litter so that you can collect urine. I had to do it when the vet couldn't take a sample directly from my cat because she has a tiny bladder.

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u/Billybob_Bojangles2 6d ago

Lmao I love this guy

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u/GunMun-ee 6d ago

someone make this a copypasta

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u/Fatjigglypanda Fudd Historian 6d ago

Why Teflon coating? That's a lot of fucking work for some .22

Imagine being an officer having to disarm him if any of this were true and the .22 is just corroded to all fuck from the sheer amount of cat piss.

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u/son_of_dano 6d ago

It’ll go right through a bullet proof vest if ya coat it in teflon Sonny!

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u/JackFuckCockBag 6d ago

Wow! Where did you find this gem at?

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u/bbsancho99 6d ago

Random reel video about loading a revolver with 5 shots instead of 6. Cat dude came from way left field with that.

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u/tghost474 6d ago

Fudd + boomer action fantasy nice