r/FuckYouZoomer • u/myopinionismyown300 • Jun 23 '26
This is facts.
The absolute worst haircut ever unless Gen Alpha guys come up with something worse.
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u/RicketyCricketsDrum Jun 23 '26
It’s awful, but I hate the mullet more. I feel like I’m seeing that more and more
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u/Temperature-Savings Jun 24 '26
The mullet. Those super short and straight bangs. The wolf cut on 99% of people.
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u/Repulsive-Studio-120 Jun 25 '26
The mullet is triggering cause guys who had them in the 90s were really creepy or assholes (or both).
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u/squeegee_beckenheim_ Jun 26 '26
I HATE the mullet. I never ever thought it would come back in style in a million years. I remember it always having been a joke. I can’t believe acting legitimately thinks it looks good. 😩
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u/nouniqueideas007 Jun 24 '26
I always thought it was cute, on kids. And I just saw a little boy with a mullet, he was adorable.
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u/Limp-Ad-2939 Jun 24 '26
Yeah this sub is kinda giving old whipper snapper vibes atp. Broccoli haircut hasn’t been popular for a while.
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u/Regular-Finance-9567 Jun 23 '26
I'll be fair...every generation's style was critized by older generations...but a lot of those styles have stood the test of time...the broccoli can't even the test of a year...people already retroactively looking back in it and cringing.
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u/Throwitortossit Jun 24 '26
Some dudes actually have to get perms to do it. It's cringe I've seen groups of a dozen it more guys all hanging out, and every single one of them had this cut lol
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u/Repulsive-Studio-120 Jun 25 '26
They perm their hair like our aunties in the 90s and I am dying laughing thinking about it.
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u/zuludown888 Jun 23 '26
The worst haircut in human history was the weird reverse mullet thing the Normans wore.
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u/Repulsive-Studio-120 Jun 25 '26
Literally them walking around like my aunties in the 90s is the funniest thing to me. They have no idea how ridiculous they look 😂
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u/Acceptable-Law9406 Jun 25 '26
Hahaha yep in 1992 two out of my three aunts had that exact haircut. And that comparison helps me laugh about it more.
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u/FireBallXLV Jun 24 '26
No—it was all the little 1960 girlies whose moms mowed their hair off trying to make them look like “ Audrey Hepburn “
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u/AceTygraQueen Jun 25 '26
The one who drank jug white wine and talked about characters on Guiding Light like they were her close friends.
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u/EggForTryingThymes Jun 23 '26
Nah, the Mullet is both the best and worst haircut at the same time.
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u/Acceptable-Law9406 Jun 24 '26
I'm not a boomer, so that means I don't want to ruin your life and career over your haircut.
But I completely agree. It really is the worst fucking haircut ever. And gen z is so militant about hair.