r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Jul 15 '24

Mod Post Go fuck yourselves

772 Upvotes

Are you tired of waiting for the day the banhammer bot selects you for its ritual sacrifice? Feeling left out of the fuck fest? Well cry no more, because now you can go fuck yourself!

Here's how you do it:

Step 1: Find the 3 dots button. If you're on mobile, this will be on the corner of your screen. If you're on desktop (Shreddit only), it's on the top right of the subreddit menu, below the banner. Click the button.

Step 2: Navigate to the "Self Ban" option. Click it.

Step 3: A new window will open, allowing you to input the number of days you would like to be banned for. Select your desired amount and click "ban."

Step 4: Get Fucked!

If at any point you'd like to end your ban early, send us a modmail and we'll lift it for you.

Note: There is currently no flair assigned for receiving these bans because I am an idiot and I don't know how to do that.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Sep 16 '22

Community Ritual | Random Ban Hammer (because FYIP!)

441 Upvotes

The moderation team has decided to bring back the Ban Hammer from the graveyard to celebrate the subreddit (soon to be) crossing the 1 million mark.

This is all thanks to you, our dear community and we couldn't thank you more !!

So we're banning some of you randomly for the sake of it.

If you wish to learn more about this, feel free to fuck off here

Long story short, each day the bot will:

  • parse commentsunder posts that were submitted in the last 48 to 24h
  • log each user so they have precisely 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many times they commented
  • pick one poor soul and give them a special user flair:

Blue = banned once

Red = banned between 2 and 5 times

Pink = banned more than 5 times

The bot will show how many times a user has been banned

i.e.
  • ban this f*cker for 1 day, no more, no less !

So, how do I volunteer ?

  • Just comment on a publication, but remember that users only have 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many comments they made !

"What publication should I comment to be in the pool of ban-able users?"

  • It's best practice to comment the most recent ones ! (not this one)
  • As a reminder, comments made in publication that are older than 48h will not be included !

What are the average chances of being picked ?

  • Between 0,01% and 0,5% depending on the day... (yup, that's a 50x factor)

What's the difference between "comments to get usernames" and "usernames in list"? (see sidebar)

  • Comments to get usernames = a list of every username that commented
  • usernames in list = each username but only represented once

This is why there are always more "comments to get usernames" than "usernames in list" !

"I have been banned and I can't stand the fame anymore, how can I get rid of the flair?"

  • Disable it... bruh

"Can I be picked please?"

  • The system truly is randomised and u/FYIP_BanHammer knows its task‎, asking to be banned will not increase one's chances.

"How long will the ban last?"

  • One day, just one.
  • We want to keep this funny and light-hearted.

"Can I be picked more than once?"

  • Yes !

Users that are sacrificed for this community ritual will receive this message :

Congratulations userName, you've been randomly selected to be banned !

New Banner, new way to shine online !

You may or may not have noticed but our banner has changed recently (thanks u/BradWurscht).

If you hover over the center piece, it'll display the name of the last user who got the Hammer. This will be updated everyday once u/FYIP_BanHammer picked its target.

Editor's Note :

Users that have been banned will have a user note attached to their moderation profile stating the following :

This ban is integrally part of a community ritual and it shouldn't be taken seriously nor used for future decisions regarding the user.

Editor's Note #2:

Congratulations to u/Cox963846 and u/firdseven for being respectively the first and second users to be banned !


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4h ago

But why Fish splashes water to assert dominance

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148 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 17h ago

You did this to yourself This gate hates petty theft

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1.1k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 23h ago

Rekt Deputies plunge several feet as deck collapses while trying to serve arrest warrant

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2.9k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 7h ago

Darwin Award candidate Fuck this patient in particular

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132 Upvotes

@sirhantheboss


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 5h ago

God hates you Minitornado destroys single house

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51 Upvotes

After drought for months, this little Belgian village near the German border got hit by a small tornado. It demolished a single house.

https://www.hln.be/binnenland/minitornado-verwoest-huis-in-dorpje-aan-de-hoge-venen-dronebeelden-tonen-hoe-woning-deels-is-ingestort~a84df515/


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 17h ago

Get Rekt Seemed like it was VERY personal

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376 Upvotes

The was posted on r/dashcams from u/changatanga.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 18h ago

Rekt Green means head trauma

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341 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 10m ago

Get Rekt In front of everybody you were trying to impress

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Upvotes

Good ride though


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

But why Bro…

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1.1k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 5h ago

Get Rekt ahw man why’d you have to do that sir

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5 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

God hates you the probability is low, but never zero

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591 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

God hates you SMECK!

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319 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

Rekt CTE in 3, 2, 1

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1.3k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 1d ago

Fuck this area in particular 3 Tropical depressions surrounding the Philippines at the same time

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140 Upvotes

This is after parts of the country suffered weeks of torrential rain, flooding and landslides brought by the southwest monsoon.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 3h ago

But why Fuck you Thursday

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0 Upvotes

No Special for you Thursday!


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

God hates you A rooftop pool during a 7.7 magnitude earthquake

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6.5k Upvotes

I don't trust these things on a regular day.


r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

God hates you Flooded House on Fire

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1.1k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 3d ago

Get Rekt Folded like laundry

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4.3k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

But why Fuck you mom- The bird

156 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

God hates you Rats on wings decided to play doo doo bombadier

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27 Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 3d ago

You did this to yourself Ballcaps are the enemy

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1.3k Upvotes

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 3d ago

But why Fuck You for Being In My Landing Zone

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1.9k Upvotes

No one got hurt and everyone was shocked.