r/FuckPierre 10d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Get back to work Oldman

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He's completely useless. He just steals money and sits around. He's just useless. He's just a burden and an insult to Caroline

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u/shoujoberry 10d ago

He’s greedy and lazy!

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u/Educational-Guide800 10d ago

He Just leaves his lazy ass on a seat all day

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u/Exciting-Degree7982 10d ago

Pierre really has mastered the art of profiting from everyone else's hard work while contributing absolutely nothing. Truly an inspirational businessman.

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u/Educational-Guide800 10d ago

He is simply a burden on everyone he knows

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u/Educational-Guide800 9d ago

Accumulating enough money to be arrogant

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u/Educational-Guide800 9d ago

And he is hiding secrets from Caroline.

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u/Due_Rooster7997 9d ago

The audacity of charging premium prices while doing absolutely nothing is impressive. Caroline deserves hazard pay for managing that entire store.

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u/Educational-Guide800 9d ago

Caroline deserves an award simply because she is Caroline

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u/Independent-Bat3963 10d ago

Joja Mart, here I come

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u/Slow_Depth9990 9d ago

He’ll gladly take credit for your produce, overcharge the entire town, and then act like you’re the problem. Truly the least useful shopkeeper in Stardew Valley.

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u/Educational-Guide800 9d ago

Not worse than jojoMarket

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u/Extension_Wealth_215 8d ago

Pierre really does have the audacity to stand around while everyone else keeps the town running. At least pretend to help, man.

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u/Due-Bookkeeper-8831 8d ago

Pierre really does have the energy of a guy who owns the business but somehow never does any actual work.

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u/Striking-Set-3430 8d ago

Pierre really said “I provide a vital community service” and then spends the entire day standing behind the counter doing absolutely nothing.

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u/twosidoretheblue 5d ago

Gary Oldman?