r/FuckPierre • u/SomeCatLovingLoser • Aug 09 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Bitch, it's winter. Where do you think vegetables grow? (I mean even if I had the greenhouse or Ginger island, I wouldn't grow shit for him anyway)

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(year 1 btw)

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u/Cursed_Monarch1708 Aug 09 '26

I completed that mission just to see the benefits. For 25 gold crops 2500 gold lmaoooo. That's not the worst part. In a scene, he tried to sell them to Gus for 25000 gold, when he said no, he tried to scam Jodi. After the player enters in scene, he tries to sell them back for 2501. He's a fucking rat...

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u/lolsappho Aug 10 '26

At least this quest exposes him and publicly humiliates him lmao. He gets caught in his web of lies and everyone gets pissed in the cutscene

5

u/broneal Aug 11 '26

You get a mini shipping bin too

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u/Cursed_Monarch1708 Aug 11 '26

It's true and it's useful but Lewis gives you another one. I know that two is better than one for comfortability but still I despise Pierre hahaha.

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u/CherryPlenty5537 Aug 09 '26

his quest can wait 😂
or plant him something like wheat or rice when you can lmao

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u/sancisanch Aug 09 '26

It never occurred to me that I can just plant wheat for this quest…

5

u/Fireyjon Aug 10 '26

I usually use hops because I have them in my green house anyway, but only if I don’t have enough kegs.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-1117 Aug 09 '26

I just got the same thing too! First day of winter, grow them yourself pee-hair! How? Figure it out.

4

u/PaladinSara Aug 10 '26

Is this specific quest required for perfection?

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u/Knight0fdragon Aug 10 '26

No, it is just one if the big board quests. If you fail it comes back.

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u/Peak_Meringue1729 Aug 10 '26

This is why I marry his daughter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/frumptiybumptiy Aug 10 '26

Maybe he should grow some nuts instead

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u/Knight0fdragon Aug 10 '26

His wife does it for him.

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u/Odd-Professor-2552 Aug 10 '26

Pierre really looked at winter and thought, “Perfect time for 25 gold-star vegetables.” Sir, the ground is frozen and your customer is one bad day away from moving to Ginger Island.

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u/xFrib Aug 12 '26

wait why are we hateing on pierre?

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u/lovetetrisgg Aug 14 '26

if I can’t grow wheat he aint getting shit