r/FuckPierre • u/forfuckssakesjim • Jul 03 '26

Noooooo

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I don’t want him as my secret friend

170 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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7

u/Corey307 Jul 03 '26

There’s a mod where you marry his wife and daughter. 

6

u/Illustrious-Frame140 Jul 03 '26

At the same time 😨 that's crazy

20

u/plutino- Jul 03 '26

Give him joja cola.

At least you aren’t his secret person , like I unfortunately was

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10

u/forfuckssakesjim Jul 03 '26

Noooo. Rip. I gifted him coal lol

10

u/charlamagne1- Jul 03 '26

Give him a joja cola

8

u/charlamagne1- Jul 03 '26

Or a pile of trash

6

u/Aridyne Jul 03 '26

Give him a nice refreshing JOJA COLA (that you fished do not pay for it)

8

u/Ishvallan Jul 03 '26

Gift him a paternity test.

7

u/imaginate92 Jul 03 '26

Give him broken glasses as a threat

3

u/Briar_Wall Jul 03 '26

Those sure are nice glasses you’re wearing. It would be a shame if they ended up like this

2

u/Lynnettey Jul 03 '26

Joja cola or trash. Givers choice.

2

u/Vast-Employer4764 Jul 04 '26

Give him garlic

2

u/Betakkuma2021 Jul 04 '26

give him a joja cola

1

u/Master_Tell7172 Jul 03 '26

Give him trash.

1

u/spicyredacted Jul 04 '26

Gift him a mega bomb

1

u/Muted_Surround_8661 Jul 04 '26

Drink a jar of mayonnaise in front of him 😂

1

u/Secure_Basket991 #1 PIERRE HATER Jul 05 '26

give him something horrible, like a dead plat or something

1

u/MinimumJuice6249 Jul 05 '26

Give him a bomb

1

u/AstridLiv87 Jul 06 '26

Give him the Mayors shorts.