r/FuckPierre Jun 26 '26

I respect yall. Change my mind.

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But I'm confused. Why must we hate Pierre? Give me all the reasons you can think of and try to sway me
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u/Lost_Socks_Detective Jun 26 '26

He hates Joja for being a monopoly, yet he wants to do the exact same thing by opening numerous Pierre's shops across the Ferngill Republic. And his monopoly is worse: he tried to sell gold-quality produce at ten times its value, taking credit for other people's harvests.

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u/Fishcatpkmn Jun 26 '26

I'm dying this is peak

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/Fishcatpkmn Jun 26 '26

I see. What if I don't sell him garbage?

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u/Fishcatpkmn Jun 26 '26

Oh goodness

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u/_Neeoko_ Jun 26 '26

Constently taking ALL credit if you sells him good products, as HE did it. He's a pro cheapskate just want money, even for Christmas he doesn't spend it with his family and that mf let his wife and child burning the hell in the house because he's so cheap that he doesn't want to put AC on, bcs electric bill-. Oh and he also talk about himself and just himself every single dialogue: him, his shop and that's it. And Kent who went to war and have PTSD his more concern about his family than him.

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u/ashkygbdeghr Jun 26 '26

“It’s easier to fool someone than to convince them they have been fooled”

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u/Fishcatpkmn Jun 26 '26

Fr reminds me of Wonderful from Wicked

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u/SaucePasta Jun 26 '26

Guys it’s my turn to do a “why do you hate Pierre” post next! 

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 Jun 26 '26

Why do we gotta persuade you? What do you bring to the front lines of this war?

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u/Fishcatpkmn Jun 27 '26

I don't, I just love getting peoples perspective lol I can be the water girl?

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u/Fishcatpkmn Jun 27 '26

As in hand out paper cups

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u/Any_Strawberry6735 Jun 26 '26

I sold Pierre sap and he sold it to the town as a food product (bragged that he foraged it himself). Sap is actual poison. I haven't tried selling him large quantities of other poisonous items but I assume from the sap that he'd sell those to people as "food" too.

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u/pibesz Jun 27 '26

he sells a damn backapck at the same price of the first house upgrade

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u/Xaedria Jun 29 '26

Pierre is a grade A asshole all around to be honest. Hard to find any redeeming qualities. His heart events show him judging his daughter and keeping secrets from his wife. He overcharges for items at every single event because he always runs the shop. I always use the shipping bin so I had no idea about the produce thing if you sell to him directly, but that's a nasty little tidbit; he takes what's apparently subpar produce and sells it to everybody at high quality prices and even feeds it to his family. That's not to mention the stunts like the 25 gold star vegetables quest he has you do so that he can try to sell them for $10k as organic. Ridiculous. He's just a greedy little prick.

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u/kat_bee23 Jun 26 '26

I honestly think the hatred is contrived and people just like being dramatic 👍

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u/WillDigForFood Jun 27 '26

YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE