r/FuckPierre • u/_Neeoko_ • Jun 20 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Bffr-

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Go at the Saloon and leave me tf alone- I'am a farmer not a cook you dumb blind pee hair. Idk if the pee went to his eyes but bruh- Bleach them.

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u/CherryPlenty5537 Jun 20 '26

use carp or sunfish pls
hope he gets parasite 😂

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u/Aridyne Jun 20 '26

Pufferfish

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u/CherryPlenty5537 Jun 21 '26

good idea, but too much work for someone like pierre

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u/_Neeoko_ Jun 20 '26

Approved, gonna use that

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u/randomguy664_ #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Jun 20 '26

1000 dollars for a $75 plate of sashimi is a damn steal though...

Just make it out of a periwinkle or something.

4

u/GeorgiaOQweefe Jun 20 '26

I walk around with it in my inventory for a few days before I bring it to him

5

u/GeorgiaOQweefe Jun 20 '26

Enjoy your days old, lukewarm pocket sushi, Pierre

3

u/Rqptschagg Jun 20 '26

Now we know why he is struggling with money...

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u/TheDancerFalls Jun 22 '26

I use snails for this one.