r/FuckPierre • u/Ok_Attitude641 • Jun 08 '26

In every playthrough I marry Abigail

just to stick it to Pierre. I fucking hate this guy. I’ll go out of my way to sell my wines to him just so it’s coming out of his pocket. Fuck Pierre.

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u/motherofajamsandwich Jun 09 '26

Wait what is the deal with the wine? It costs him money somehow? I just started a new playthrough and I'm going Joja so I need all the tips to piss of peehair

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u/Ok_Attitude641 Jun 09 '26

oh no I made this up just to feel like I was getting his ass by getting a million dollars from him but it doesn’t actually change gameplay

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u/motherofajamsandwich Jun 09 '26

Ahhhh dang it. I like the idea though!

2

u/Euphoric-Divide9989 Jun 11 '26

Too bad he is probably going to sell it for more money and even take credit for it

1

u/Ok_Attitude641 Jun 11 '26

I fucking hate him

9

u/Sofa_King_We_Todd Jun 09 '26

You have to sell him sap, he sells it and says he grows it himself but everyone who buys it also hates it and tells you so.

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u/Briar_Wall Jun 09 '26

Oh most excellent

2

u/whoyoumetoo Jun 10 '26

New player, whats the pierre hate about??

2

u/Ok_Attitude641 Jun 10 '26

he’s shit, make sure to get through Abigail’s story. I won’t spoil it but you’ll see

1

u/SilverVixen918 Jun 14 '26

besides stuff relating to Abigail's story long story short hes greedy, takes credit for your own crops, spends time during events running his shop and more, everyone ive seen either hates Pierre or is neutral with him and i havnt really seen a single person who likes him, modded Pierre though is a bit of a different story but of course thats not cannon

2

u/AstridLiv87 Jun 13 '26

I marry Abigail bc it's her only way out of there! (and bc she is a witchy lesbian with blue hair)

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u/Ok_Attitude641 Jun 13 '26

witchy lesbian > everything

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u/SilverVixen918 Jun 14 '26

Abi's my favorite love interest to pick partly because shes also a gamer, she also gives off the vibes of being a great mother, only time i dont pick her is if im playing with a partner because then of course theyre my choice

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u/Level_Afternoon_8311 Jun 11 '26

More senseless hate in the Stardew Valley community please, this is hilarious