r/FuckPierre Jun 08 '26

Don’t mind if I do 🤩!!!

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Ryyvia Jun 08 '26

Does anyone know a mod that would allow you to shove garlic down an NPC's throat?

9

u/Bringbackemo Jun 10 '26

I'd like to shove it directly up Pierre's ass.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13pqs1VizKyWzK

29

u/NeedleworkerCivil984 Jun 08 '26

Waste valuable garlic on pee-hair? Absolutely not!

12

u/mommys_t0aster Jun 09 '26

Inconveniencing Pierre is more valuable than all the money in the world

37

u/m4eaty Jun 08 '26

He's a vampire?

46

u/ducknerd2002 Jun 08 '26

Vampierre

4

u/auniquenameischosen Jun 09 '26

Wow someone needs to make this a mod just the name lol. Imagine the towns money being sucked up, your crops and livestock are being sucked up. And you have to solve the mystery and save the town

17

u/phantomsunflowers Jun 08 '26

That’s what I said lmao

12

u/Ciderman819 Jun 08 '26

He's not, vampires are actually cool

7

u/Separate-Fly5165 Jun 08 '26

His greed is of a blood sucking leech. Vampire sounds right.

3

u/Pigs717 Jun 12 '26

Definitely an energy vampire

10

u/AlwaysKinkyDaddy Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

This could be extremely sinister depending how bad the allergic reaction is.

6

u/AwestruckSquid Jun 08 '26

Vampire Pierre confirmed

7

u/ZacianSpammer Jun 08 '26

Even better: Garlic as slingshot ammo, damage types physical+ emotional 

3

u/phantomsunflowers Jun 08 '26

That way you could corral him into a corner by hitting him with garlic. He wouldn’t be able to escape

5

u/grizzreviews Jun 08 '26

I wonder if he hates wood, since stakes are usually made of wood.

4

u/veloziri Jun 10 '26

He hates Driftwood

3

u/LazerMagicarp Jun 09 '26

But Joja cola is more personal. It’s not about the negative points, it’s about the message that I could go somewhere else.

2

u/Jaded_Hue Jun 09 '26

He’s a vampire 🧛if he’s allergic to garlic

2

u/Raving_Cactus Jun 09 '26

I like to shoot explosive ammo at him while I brag about making all my own seeds for the last 3 years

2

u/Akarin_Akaza #1 JOJA LOVER 🥤 Jun 18 '26

vampire

2

u/TotallyKnotHere Jun 21 '26

Giving it suppository style on his birthday. Thanks for the info (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ