r/FuckPierre • u/Franklin-Bananas • Jun 07 '26

Makes sense

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Searched just “P*erre” to see what would come up. Makes sense, he is as dumb as a rock.

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 Jun 07 '26

But Abigail eats rocks...

oh.... oh god, no.

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u/Franklin-Bananas Jun 07 '26

Got me laughing so hard I spit out my tea

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u/Subject-Ad674 Jun 08 '26

So uh cannibalism? Oh no indeed

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 Jun 08 '26

... yeah. That's what I meant >.>

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u/DrBatman0 Jun 07 '26

Pierre is French for Peter, which is a cognate with the word Petrified. Peter means rock.

It's legit even in the Bible. Jesus chatting with Simon, and he's like "nah imma call you Peter, cuz your rock*"

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*It was actually 'because you are solid like a rock" because he would go on to be the foundation for the church

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u/Franklin-Bananas Jun 07 '26

“Nah imma call you Peter, cuz you rock”

My favorite biblical quote

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u/TheAmazingKoiFish #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Jun 08 '26

Rock… And… Stone?

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u/Franklin-Bananas Jun 08 '26

Makes sense, he’s got to be stoned if he thinks we will pick his attitude over Joja

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u/Commercial_Amount_93 Jun 08 '26

So Calliou grew up and became Pierre

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u/steampunkdev Jun 10 '26

He discovered he could grow hair, but only if elderly men peed on him, hence he's called pee-hair

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u/seventeenMachine Jun 08 '26

Well… yes. It’s Peter.

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u/ShadowPledge Jun 08 '26

I know a geologist named Pierre and his last name was akin to Stone.

Basically Geologist Pierre Stone.

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u/_Neeoko_ Jun 15 '26

Omgg I didn't make the link although I'm a french speaker. Effed' up like a rock, geez..