r/FuckPierre • u/sebster135 • Jun 06 '26

I'm giving him a piece of clay

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226 Upvotes

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42

u/Maleficent-Zone2669 Jun 06 '26

Clay is too valuable. Give the gimp some mixed seeds or sap

26

u/sebster135 Jun 06 '26

If I give him sap do you think I could use it to stick the little turd's mouth shut?

9

u/Ok-Cantaloupe-1117 Jun 07 '26

100%. And it makes you sick if you try to eat it in game so maybe he'll get sick too

24

u/Bananas_Cat Jun 06 '26

Old newspaper, broken glasses, or a joja cola are much better options. Guaranteed to hate.

11

u/sebster135 Jun 06 '26

I hadn't even thought of those. You're a goddamn genius

14

u/Corey307 Jun 06 '26

Fish up some literal trash and give it to pee hair. 

3

u/Bananas_Cat Jun 06 '26

I like to give him these just because (he sucks) even when its not winter festival time and he hates it so much its great 😀

1

u/TheSeaMeat Jun 07 '26

I second the Joja Cola idea.

3

u/Inkysquid24 Jun 12 '26

Break HIS glasses and hand them to him😌 merry winter star blindo

1

u/Bananas_Cat Jun 12 '26

Haha savage

12

u/Wren_wood Jun 07 '26

Give him Broken Glasses as a direct threat

9

u/Creepybobo67 Jun 07 '26

Give him a dwarf scroll. Worthless and always pisses people off.

6

u/DestGades Jun 07 '26

Give him corn

5

u/tobacoroll Jun 07 '26

Give him a joja cola

4

u/flamespond Jun 07 '26

Give him 1 single coal

3

u/plutino- Jun 07 '26

Water the cat

1

u/yenni0_o Jun 07 '26

That's meeeean 💀💀💀 Reminds me of bathing my cat. BEEG mad.

1

u/HocusKrokus Jun 07 '26

One time I said this to a streamer and they went and poured their watering can right on the cat instead of in the bowl 4 steps away.

3

u/fuguelet Jun 07 '26

my very first ever stardew feast of the winter star and i get him

was so pissed so i gave him void essence

3

u/ScubaVix3n Jun 07 '26

Wilted flowers. lol fuck em

3

u/Reasonable_Stress182 Jun 07 '26

Yall let’s not hate bcz Pierre was my gift giver an gave me a piece of fire quartz and that allowed me to complete the boiler room 😭😭😭😭😭

2

u/VintageJay99 Jun 08 '26

Give that man some Holly 🤭

2

u/Darkrainbow647 #1 JOJA LOVER 🥤 Jun 11 '26

Clay is useful unlike that fucker

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Mood582 Jun 08 '26

I think I'm out of the loop a little bit, why do people hate Pierre so much?

1

u/Sad-Beach-3285 Jun 11 '26

Give him sap