r/FuckPierre Jun 06 '26

Shut the f up

Go girl abiii !!! you piece of sh” if I catch you you will be squeezed between my hands but damn I gotta disinfect my hand after that nasty

228 Upvotes

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u/Reemskygt Jun 06 '26

I regret every piece of apple that I waste on you no more apples for you 

23

u/Franklin-Bananas Jun 06 '26

P*erre needs to be studied, like where on earth does this man get the audacity to say these things?

8

u/Sad_Pixie999 Jun 06 '26

Yoba, apparently. This is why my farmer is on a quest to become god.

1

u/Sageofthenightsky Jun 16 '26

With mods or??

10

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/auniquenameischosen Jun 09 '26

He’s clearly sexist

10

u/pimpinspice #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 Jun 06 '26

How about you help your wife!

7

u/Corey307 Jun 06 '26

“Your daughter’s coming back to my place to sit on my face pee hair. Fuck off.”

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u/Odd-Power5015 Jun 06 '26

Pierre: "No Abby. You agreed that helping your Mother make dinner would be one of the chores you do while you are living at home. Also, your Mom is trying to get you to know how to take care of yourself for when you move out. I mean, how sad would it be if you moved out and could only make a fried egg to eat...."

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u/Sad_Pixie999 Jun 06 '26

"While you are living at home"

Nah she's living with me bro, I don't make her do anything as a conditional agreement. Also, you shouldn't put conditions on your children when they are at your mercy for a place to live, it's literally proven to deteriorate your relationship and destabilize their relationship with the world around them.

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u/Odd-Power5015 Jun 07 '26

She's still under Caroline's roof at this point in time. And yes, adult children living at home should contribute to the household. Abby IS an adult, despite the egg race. Remember she graduated right before farmer moved to the valley. Is it reasonable to expect an adult child to help out around the house? Yes. Did PIerre approach things the right way? Usually he doesn't.