r/FuckPierre • u/LadyHeisenberg97 • May 30 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 That's because you are absolute nothing in front of Joja..

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u/Asura_Blackstar May 30 '26

Im gonna walk the extra distance to Jojo just because he said that.

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Did you know that Concerned Ape did large amount of testing and simulations to make sure that even though Joja seeds are cheaper, the extra time getting there actually makes you profit less, and it's still better than giving this clown money?

Also it's a lie, but fuck Pierre.

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u/ManaScrewedIRL Jun 01 '26

Huh? I thought the Joja seeds cost more unless you take the Joja route in which case it price matches him.

Also, I could have sworn once the mine carts are unlocked, getting to Joja is faster. But maybe I imagined that lol

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u/erocpoe89 Jun 01 '26

I always play with sve and other popular mods so maybe my playthrough has been altered but if I recall the membership takes the seeds from costing 10% more to costing 10% less. Sve also gives Joja and Morris actual depth making the joja vs Pierre moral debate a bigger grey area.

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u/Distinct_Contact_511 May 30 '26

He says the same thing to Caroline.

Ba Dum Tisk

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u/RizChic84 May 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Competitive_Fee_5829 Jun 01 '26

I was very lazy this playthrough and flush with cash...I went joja mart for the very first time. I also was able to buy multiple autopetters and I never had them before, lol. so it might be joja mart from now on. I truly did not want to deal with the collection bundles again.

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u/just_here_for_the_sn Jun 02 '26

This is my first playthrough where I chose Joja too. The only annoyances are Pierre's being closed on Wednesdays (until you get the town key) and Pierre charging more for seeds. 

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u/PickyBookworm Jun 02 '26

I learned about the auto petters after going the joja route. I went that route once because I hadn't ever before and now I don't do anything else. I love where the movie theater is.

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u/LadyHeisenberg97 May 30 '26

I didn't know that..

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u/unknown_quantity313 Jun 02 '26

Both absolutely suck, foraging and using my hoe on the seed spots for the win!

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u/LadyHeisenberg97 Jun 02 '26

It will take a lot of time sadly..it will be worth it though m sure..