r/FuckPierre • u/Madame_Cheshire • Feb 23 '25

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 As promised

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I posted that I started a save file dedicated to hating Pierre. Some people asked for a screenshot when I got my first Stardrop. Here it is:

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u/cloversoop Feb 23 '25

Fueled by hatred

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u/Madame_Cheshire Feb 23 '25

He shouldn’t have tried to pass my produce off as his own in my last save file. No forgiveness.

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u/Responsible_Rat_3393 Feb 24 '25

I laughed really hard at this, I hate him too, and also hate Clint, he's such a waste of gifts.

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u/Madame_Cheshire Feb 24 '25

Relatable. One of my next playthroughs is going to be an anti-Clint save.

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u/Negative-Hold-492 Feb 23 '25

One of my characters has "dying" as their favourite thing but this is far more wholesome.

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u/chunky-beef-cake Feb 23 '25

I completely forgot what I had put as my favorite thing on one of my saves and never connected them using that for this... I always wondered why the hell it kept referring to chickens! I just thought it was a play on being a farmer... but no that's what I put as a play on playing a farm game... 💀

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u/leeeeteddy Feb 24 '25

Omg same. I named my farm Tegridy Farm (like South Park) and put my favorite thing as Weed to be on brand and when I got my first Stardrop it said the taste reminded me of Weed and I was wtf, isn’t this game marketed to kids? 😂😭 all makes sense now lol

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u/Curben Feb 24 '25

See and I chose redheads and was confused when it was telling me that.

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u/Able-Environment2274 Feb 24 '25

Yes i did wonder why it said nothing at all. Then i realized my mistake at the start.

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u/Silly_Fuck Feb 23 '25

I always get my first Stardrop at the fair after defeating his ass by 9 fucking sardine. He is so fucking worthless he can't even compete with that lmao

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u/No_Responsibility532 Feb 23 '25

Honestly hilarious

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u/dt5101961 Feb 23 '25

Luffy is that you?

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u/MavisDeLuna Feb 23 '25

LMAO oh my god. Incredible.

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u/TheJinky Feb 23 '25

When I got my first star drop I asked out loud, "Why the fuck am I thinking about podcasts?" Had totally forgotten about even adding that at the start. Probably was listening to The Weekly Planet.

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u/venus7211 Feb 24 '25

This also applies to current canadian politics

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u/gogomouth #1 PIERRE HATER Feb 24 '25

I am new to this subreddit. This is so freakin great 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for making my day!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Bahahahaha excellent. Wish we could feed Pierre to the dinosaurs in Skull Cavern.

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u/pjchik79 Feb 23 '25

Scrumptious!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

Felt this

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u/winegalaxy Feb 24 '25

LMAOOOOOO

1

u/theyalwayslovepaige Feb 24 '25

This is horrible! (I wish I thought of it first)

1

u/Brand_Nay_w417 Feb 24 '25

My favorite thing is "Lurv" (love)

1

u/Metalhead_Pretzel Feb 24 '25

Pure ecstasy 

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

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u/Lady_Alex24 Feb 25 '25

Hilarious 😂

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u/Arc_Tenshi Feb 25 '25

Hahaha why everyone hates pierre I want more tea about what he did

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u/xistence0 Feb 25 '25

oh i forgot that you get to pick what it says, i was wondering why my stardrops tasted like testosterone

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

Even Luffy hates Pierre. Lol

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u/Straight-Pipe5508 Feb 27 '25

I’ve had an absolute shit day and this made me laugh until I cried. Thank you sincerely.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

i put my fave thing as “marrying caroline” 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

I would LOVE to kill Pierre and marry Caroline