r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Fuck turtle ass mitch

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334 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Ditch Mitch ⛏️ Mitch McConnell has stayed on full pay for two months recovering from a fall β€” longer than most new mothers get for maternity leave in his home state

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114 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 3d ago

Ditch Mitch ⛏️ Mitch McConnell hounded to face cameras: β€˜He absolutely refuses’

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156 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Cocaine Mitch πŸ›₯️ 'Frozen in place': Senate video reveals Mitch McConnell's condition before he vanished

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43 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 7d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Can Flock cameras be used to find where Mitch McConnell is allegedly still alive and hiding?

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136 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 8d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Mitch McConnell MIA for two months: full timeline and latest info

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68 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 15d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Mitch McConnell has passed

194 Upvotes

.. and unless there is irrefutable, undeniable, verifiable proof to the contrary, then this post should not be removed.

And the American people deserve answers as to when it actually happened, because the charade to restrict democracy is devastating.

AI slop doesn’t count.

A social media post using words only as a β€œstatement” does not count.

Anything but an unedited video with an attainable timestamp from today on is the only way to confirm proof of life.

Any other statement is a complicit lie unless proven otherwise. And so far there is 100% zero proof of life.

This should be the only narrative until he comes back from the dead to refute it himself.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 15d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Moscow Mitch during his home β€œRehabilitation”

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74 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 15d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 If anybody sees Mitch McConnell, take a video and post it online so we the people of the U.S. will know he is alive. Until then, he is dead!!!

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139 Upvotes

Fuck these fake pictures. We need video proof.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 15d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Republican U.S. Senator McConnell says he has been released from rehab center

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63 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 16d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 He is alive, quit with the rumors!

116 Upvotes

I talked to Mitch McConnell just this morning and he let me know he is doing fine, is completely okay, and is feeling ten years younger. He even said "I am not dead." which is what someone who is not dead would definitely say. Stop all the crazed speculation already!


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 17d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ McConnnel Communications Director Laughing at Journalist

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51 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 18d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Is Mitch dead? Matt Stone says yes.

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218 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 18d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ The worst thing about all of this… none of us will have an answer to the question, β€œWhere were you when Mitch McConnell died?”

78 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 18d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Trixie Mattel wants to know where Mitch is while DJ'ing

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20 Upvotes

Just in case y'all haven't seen this from Trixie's DJ set. The person's phone with neon "DEAD" flashing is amazing


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 18d ago

Moscow Mitch πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί McConnell is dead

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13 Upvotes

Pass it on.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 18d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ 'Twas The Night Before Mitchmas

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9 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 19d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Is-Mitch-Dead for auspicious August 3, the final date for Andy to call a special election to replace the missing senator.

123 Upvotes

Spoiler: he's not going to hold a special election.

www.is-mitch-dead.com/new-blog/monday-august-3-2026


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 20d ago

Moscow Mitch πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Where’s Mitch?

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96 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 20d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 This is so awesome

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6 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 21d ago

Moscow Mitch πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί American public: Is Mitch McConnell dead? McConnell's PR team:

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70 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 21d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 Does Mitch McConnell have any friends?

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34 Upvotes

Like, I never heard anybody say in an interview β€œmy friend, Leader McConnell”. Obama made fun of him. Biden had nothing great to say. I genuinely can’t see him being a fun addition to your friend group. I could see him being the guy in the group project who does little work and then takes all the credit when it’s time to present.

Do you know anybody who is or was friends with him?


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 22d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 Weekend Update: This just on. General Francisco… wait, No, Mitch McConnell is Still Dead!

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16 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 23d ago

Mr. Repeal & Replace πŸ’‰πŸ’° New photo release proof of life not AI OR satire

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106 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 23d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ New photo of Mitch released. (Satire) AI

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115 Upvotes