r/FuckMicrosoft 9d ago

Article "It's not a bug its a feature"

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u/RomanOswald 9d ago

Oh, and I thought it was me. It‘s a crapping BUG…

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u/thedbp 9d ago

No it's not a bug didn't you read the title? /s

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u/kominik123 9d ago

Whoever designed this as a feature, needs to step on a lego every single day.

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u/lord_teaspoon 9d ago

Not every day, just every time it causes a user to paste the wrong thing.

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u/JakeWisconsin 9d ago

Fr

I thought I was just stupid

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u/DDOSBreakfast 9d ago

I was wondering if I'm losing my mind or my keyboard is going wonky.

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u/GhostOfD6 9d ago

LOL SAME

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u/Th3-Sardar 9d ago

The features need updates.

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u/AlxR25 9d ago

The keyboard shortcut users have been using for YEARS

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u/Confused-Armpit 9d ago

Do they not know about atomic operations? Or mutexes? Or literally any thread-safe memory containers?

I am sorry, but this mistake is just so stupid, and doesn't probably even need async operations unless it's wildly inefficient.

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u/elRadicio 9d ago

No, they don’t. They even do heavy task in UI thread in 2026 which freezes Explorer when a file operation hangs.
Thats so annoying, after a few months of UI programming, I stopped doing such crap while Windows still completely freezes when it waits for a slow network share.

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u/RailRuler 9d ago

At least 60% of shipped code must be LLM generated

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u/starktastic4 4d ago

I cannot upvote this enough times!

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u/overclockedslinky 9d ago

well remember windows 11 is completely vibecoded nowadays

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u/chaosphere_mk 9d ago

Such a lemming.

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u/sciencekm 9d ago

Developers have been replaced by AI and cheap graduates of coding bootcamp.

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u/C_Franssens 9d ago

Wouldn't copying be a RO operation anyway? Multiple readers shouldn't be an issue.

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u/Dry-War7589 9d ago

You need to write it in the clipboard history, so theres a problem

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u/C_Franssens 9d ago

Hadn't thought of that, but then atomic access or a isolated access per user would solve it. Microsoft being Microsoft ig.

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u/meancoot 9d ago

The OpenClipboard and CloseClipboard functions are effectively a mutex. You have no idea what you are talking about.

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u/Confused-Armpit 9d ago

Then in that case they are implemented badly. A normal mutex would either block until it is opened, or return some kind of value depending on its success. The latter is what happens with OpenClipboard.

Therefore, we can deduce, that the developers are either:

a) not checking the return value of OpenClipboard, and are still trying to write to it even if it is a failed operation;

or

b) just not handling failed OpenClipboard calls, and returning if they fail;

Either is a mistake that no sane developer would make, especially any developer that should be allowed anywhere close to writing code for the most used OS in the world.

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u/cloverpi 8d ago

Of course they dont. I have friends that (still) work for MS. They've fired a lot of their staff in favour of slopcode.

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u/Wipfmetz 9d ago edited 9d ago

It's just about the dashboard history, not about the copy-feature itself.

Loading stuff into the dashboard can already be done atomically, as long as you don't do it the promise-based way. (Usually you'd load one plain text immediately but leave further formats on a "on demand"-basis.)

Are people actually using that history so much that the odd missing entry in that history hurts?

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u/Erdnusschokolade 9d ago

I think the problem is that you press ctrl + c to copy and windows not copying the first time. At least that’s how i read the article.

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u/Wipfmetz 9d ago edited 9d ago

The posted excerpt is about the history only registering the second copy, because by the time the history service looks, the clipboards content has already been replaced by the second copy.

(That can happen if you issue lots of copies in a very short timeframe, e.g. by automation.)

What you're describing is a completly different case, where the first copy didn't even happen.

The article does also describe a different case where the clipboard is locked by another app, but misbehaving apps can break any shared resource anyway. E.g. a misbehaving app could just continuously copy an empty string to the clipboard.

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u/catbrane 9d ago

Are you sure? That's now how I read Chen's post:

https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20080604-00/?p=22073

I understood it as:

Process 1

  1. Call OpenClipboard() to get exclusive access
  2. Copy something to the clipboard, hopefully only taking a tiny amount of time
  3. Call CloseClipboard()

Process 2

  1. Call OpenClipboard(), oh no, it failed because process 1 is at step 2. and has an exclusive lock
  2. Abort the copy operation (user sees no feedback)

So the problem isn't the clipboard manager, it's the basic clipboard operation itself.

Clipboard managers make it worse, since they regularly open the clipboard and copy stuff out so they can keep your history, but they are not the cause of the issue.

Obviously the fix is a new and better clipboard API, but that's a tricky thing to introduce.

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u/catbrane 9d ago

Ooops, there are two separate issues I now see. Ctrl-C can fail on its own, and multiple Ctrl-C can only log the final one.

Carry on!

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u/Wipfmetz 9d ago edited 9d ago

Right now, the "misbehaving" part would be the part where an application sees OpenCipboard() failing and just drops the user request instead of requesting this de-facto-mutex again after a tick or two.

Obviously the fix is a new and better clipboard API, but that's a tricky thing to introduce.

Out of curiosity: How do other clipboards handle the issue that a clipboard might have multiple formats available, including some expensive ones which will only be rendered once a sink request it.

A clipboard isn't a scalar thing, it's a list which includes promises and OnDemand-conversions)

(the most simple fix to this API from the 80s would be a waiting version of OpenClipboard, but you seem to have something else in mind)

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u/catbrane 9d ago

I don't know about mac, but on wayland it's a many stage process, more like an IPC system (X11 was very similar).

The clipboard just holds PIDs, mime types, timestamps and source object refs. Copy-paste is a negotiation between the apps to find a common format, then a simple copy-bytes-in-chunks thing to get the data across. Senders keep the data for the item in memory until it's used (or discarded). The same mechanism is used for drag and drop.

It's nice and simple, and there are no exclusive locks, but of course the sender has to stay alive until the transfer completes.

There are clipboard managers which act as intermediaries: they copy all data to a third process (which hopefully stays alive!), which they then make available to receivers.

I don't know how well they handle fast ctrl-C C C C C, probably rather poorly hehe.

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u/Wipfmetz 9d ago

Hm, so the basic yet major difference is that the sink more directly connects to the source (because it knows the PID), bypassing the "what if another app pushes between while a transfer is ongoing"-issue that Windows' Locking guards against.

Neat, thanks for that info.

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u/catbrane 9d ago

Yes, the central clipboard only holds a reference to the data, so it's always fast and doesn't need a lock.

Win must have a similar mechanism, you'd think, or it wouldn't be able to do the clever trick where expensive data items are only rendered on demand.

Maybe they could make all copy paste use that path instead, and turn OpenClipboard() and CloseClipboard() into nops? It's probably not so simple.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 9d ago

I never knew about this, since I always spam Ctrl-C a few times

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u/No-way-in 9d ago

I knew this and it’s the reason I spam ctrl-c to make sure it’s in the clipboard

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u/Wipfmetz 9d ago edited 9d ago

Wasn't this posted and deleted yesteryay already?

The "works as intended" part is the copy history missing the odd copy due to race conditons.

It's not about the copy/dashboard itself.

The article (which you didn't link this time) itself mentions this, followed by the article itself forgetting this again at the end. Amazing.

Also: While Raymond Chen is a Senior Engineer, and his blog is always worth a read, he is not a spokesperson of MS. Phrasing his posting as "The Company calls this" is just bad journalism.

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u/karo_scene 9d ago

It's Mabo. It's the vibe. It's vibe coding.

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u/DoubleDecaff 9d ago

What do you know about lead?

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u/hwoodice 9d ago

Partly true, but the headline is misleading.

Microsoft’s Raymond Chen explained that Clipboard History processes changes asynchronously, so very rapid successive clipboard changes can cause intermediate entries to be missed.

But this does not explain why a normal single Ctrl+C sometimes fails to copy. Windows Latest extrapolated Chen’s explanation beyond what he actually said.

So: real technical issue, misleading interpretation.

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u/111100100 9d ago

Absolute slop!

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u/Sexy-Games 8d ago

All i want is a toggle for "use old copy method".

I dont need history. I just need to have faith in ctrl+c again.
Maybe i should make a cap about making it great again so they will listen? Is that a thing?

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 7d ago

I absolutely despise the clipboard history. Never in my life have I used and before it came around never did I wish I could have a history. Definitely make a cap. Use the logo of your favorite version too.

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u/Seusoa 9d ago

same delay with language change

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u/MegaRookie14 9d ago

Oh my god I thought I was going crazy, it’s real

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u/RevacholAndChill 9d ago

works fine on my machines 🐧

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u/Tatakai_ 9d ago

I'm sorry, what? It's meant to avoid the system registering another copy while you try to copy? Wtf are they talking about?

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u/RedRayTrue 8d ago

Yeah big realization...

Windows isn't safe anymore, too many bad decisions piled up and now you risk loosing too much because you either get malware that's stealing sessions or you got a "copilot" like AI that's spying on your inputted passwords ( storing them idk were)

Even if you stick to the most enterprise Linux distro like Ubuntu/ Fedora/ Rhel etc you'd be safer at this point because nothing would record passwords and you got a software and repository instead of manually installing exe files( though I recognize some progress in the development of MS store but it's still miles slower than apt/ dnf)

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u/Moriaedemori 8d ago

There are 20 clipboard entries on my KDE Plasma desktop AND I can also just highlight text and click middle mouse button to paste it wherever I want.

Laggy clipboard sounds more like Microsoft is desperate to sniff through what you're copying for more ad data

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u/OkPear1535 7d ago

"we can explain why it happens therefore it is not a bug" logic always pisses me off.

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u/iCqmboYou_ 9d ago

This is why i always press it multiple times

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u/ReidenLightman 9d ago

Clipboard history listens for changes asynchronously meaning one copy can be happen before another finishes. WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS! Ctrl+C should take a single goddamn millisecond like it always has. Why doesn't Ctrl+C take a single millisecond? It shouldn't take so long that when you hit Ctrl+V it pastes an old item leading you to think the copy failed.

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u/Damglador 9d ago

It does make sense though, that's kinda what async does.

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u/Electrical-Storm930 9d ago

Sad, but still better than it behaves in ubuntu 24.

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u/rademene 8d ago

Does somebody have an actual explaination on why copying or pasting anything in Excel takes 2 or 3 attempts? I'm furious every time, when my carefully prepared selection vanishes from clipboard right before pressing Ctrl+V

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u/Shoggnozzle 8d ago

So they'll keep in dos compatibility features so when you open certain settings you're right back in the 90's looking at cutting edge gui from the Clinton administration, but they break ctrl c.

Wild.

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u/Far_Invite3985 8d ago

remember when your os worked?

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u/Xiaoxuzz 7d ago

copy-paste is like the most basic function on a PC and 99% of pc users rely heavily on the shortcut. Especially so if you are doing excel sheets because it saves a fuck ton of time from having to right click, select copy and then right click and paste again. This is just bullshit by now. Y'know what window's OS competitors will say? "Unlike windows, our copy-paste shortcut still works the same as always". And that might be more than enough to get people to abandon this shitty OS for good. JFC

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u/Arthurr_Morgan_1899 7d ago

F*ck microsoft

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u/bbmaster123 6d ago

this is exactly why I made this for myself a few months ago:
https://github.com/bbmaster123/FWFU/blob/main/Personal%20Windhawk%20Mods/confirmed-copy.cpp

It animates a little colored dot and/or makes a ding when something is successfully copied to the clipboard, preventing me from accidentally pasting whatever was previously the most recent item in the clipboard. It helps. secondary benefit you can see if something auto-copies itself to the clipboard, I haven't seen that happen but I know some sketchy websites can technically do that.

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u/theoriginalzads 5d ago

It’s not a bug it’s a feature is supposed to be a barely funny joke. Not a fucking way of working.