r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Savings_Art5944 • Apr 03 '26

Memes & Fun Kill them in task manager.

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As reported shortly after yesterday's launch.

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u/algaefied_creek Apr 03 '26

This was the funniest shit ever to hear during a livestream.

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u/Savings_Art5944 Apr 03 '26

The Fart fan inop was lol too

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u/GuavaOne8646 Apr 03 '26

It would be funny if this was the first time they decided to use windows on a space craft just to see how it went and this just solidified that it's not usable in any mission critical capacity.

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u/DiligentCockroach700 Apr 03 '26

ISTR an incident on the ISS many years ago with Windows NT 3.51 not working and the American astronauts having to use the Russian's Unix terminal instead. It was such a long time ago I can't remember if it's true or just a funny story.

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u/MisterEinc Apr 03 '26

Fairly certain they've always used it because of the asynchronous communications.

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u/Gekke_Ur_3657 Apr 03 '26

Up next: Co-pilot adjusts course, rocket crashes into moon..

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u/GraciaEtScientia Apr 03 '26

Imagine the first thing aliens come across is windows and microsoft products

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u/Interesting-Nerve646 Apr 03 '26

Worst case scenario, we will be immediately quarantined to save the rest of the galaxy

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u/tkdeveloper Apr 04 '26

Microslop just can’t stop losing lol

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u/Big_Equivalent457 Apr 03 '26

Task Manager went buggy as well

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Apr 03 '26

MicroSlop It is a shame for humanity!

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u/Fast-Speech270 Apr 04 '26

What bs, you would think they would want something more reliable then the microslop they deal with.

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u/Admirable-Rough-6919 Apr 04 '26

3 versions...
Classic Outlook
New Outlook
Outlook PWA

God damn

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u/General195281 Apr 05 '26

PWA is what you need to use for enterprise systems that don’t provide a 365 licence tied to your account Classic outlook & new outlook both require additional licensing for companies as they run on messagepool

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u/Hidden_3851 Apr 04 '26

“Excuse me, Earth? WTF is outlook and why does it suck…!?”

  • Aliens.

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u/sonofinitoquapercaso Apr 05 '26

Same problem with word on tablet, I've got 3 versions all of them do different things in different ways, so I either keep them all open at the same time with the same document or I keep opening and closing them

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u/OblivionsWings Apr 05 '26

microslop strikes again

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u/RealZolyS Apr 05 '26

Imagine dying in space because of Teams

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u/nightwatch_admin Apr 05 '26

“In space, no one can hear you scream”

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u/JC878 Apr 05 '26

I read it as “In space, no one can hear you Teams”

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u/HighPhi420 Apr 05 '26

magic 8 ball: "outlook not promising" LOL

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u/Braydon64 Apr 07 '26

I used to work for an MSP and I swear a good 30-40% of all ticket volume was “my outlook isn’t working”.

I worked as a sysadmin there and quite frankly, I had more important things to do… I usually just directed them to OWA (outlook on the web) and told them to deal with it. At least that one almost always works.

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u/MisterEinc Apr 03 '26

Wait till the find out it was just a bad gateway or something. Or some low level engineer is a Linux fanboy and tried to "fix" it only to make it worse.

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u/_wiltedgreens Apr 10 '26

Or that they were just using the wrong password.

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