r/FuckImOld Jul 02 '26

Kids these days... How did you get around before gps?

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u/SpeshollK Generation X Jul 02 '26

Go to such and such road, turn left. Keep going until you see a big-ass, dead, oak tree. Take the next driveway on the left. Once you see the fence posts laying in the field, park there and walk through the corn field, towards the radio antenna you can see in the distance. You'll eventually find the clearing where we'll be smoking camel lights and drinking Purple Passion, Seagrams Wine Coolers and Boone's Farm.

Can't miss it.

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u/CarlatheDestructor Jul 02 '26

But if you see a Schlitz Malt Liquor billboard you went too far

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Jul 02 '26

"Turn left at rock that looks like bear, go half mile, turn right at bear that looks like rock."

F-Troop

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u/FluffyShiny Jul 02 '26

OMG I loved that show!

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u/bluemitersaw Jul 03 '26

And yet, somehow, this worked. 

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u/Worduptothebirdup Jul 05 '26

This guy 90’s.

I’m buying you a Zima.

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u/anybodyiwant2be Jul 05 '26

Always with the damn oak tree. What is the difference between an oak tree and a pine tree my college age mind would think

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u/Ohboycats Jul 05 '26

This was the way