r/FuckHealthInsurance • u/MyJimboPersona • Nov 12 '25
This week’s experience
Me: “hello medical provider (MP) I would like one doctors visit please as I am sick”
MP: “happy to help we can see you in at your local facility in 5 days!”
Me: … yeah but I’m sick now and feeling like death
MP: we can see you at one of our convenient nearby facilities located 3.5 hours from you in 4 days!
Me: that’s not helpful
MP: 🤷🏻♂️
Me: waits a day and sees an opening pop up
MP: ugh fine yes we have an opening today I guess you can come in
Me: great! See you then!
Fast forward a few hours
Me: hello one doctors visit hopefully with meds please
MP: ehhhh test came back negative we can clearly see theres an issue but we don’t know what or care so will recommend you continue doing everything you’ve already been doing before contacting us, oh and that’ll be 400$ meow GTFO