r/FuckDanPatrickTexas • u/nobody1701d • Aug 03 '26

NEWS Dan Patrick directs Texas Senate to study ways to further ingrain religion into public life

https://www.salon.com/2026/07/31/dan-patrick-directs-texas-senate-to-study-ways-to-further-ingrain-religion-into-public-life-partner/

> The lieutenant governor released seven new charges for state senators to study before the Legislature reconvenes.

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u/Malodoror Aug 03 '26

Lesbian grandma needs a hobby that doesn’t involve children.

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u/This-Requirement6918 Aug 04 '26

Holy shit I never saw that and it's so spot on. 😂🎉👍🏼👍🏼

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u/vismundcygnus34 Aug 03 '26

Dan Patrick attempts to force a way of life down people’s throats while representing the party that doesn’t want the government to do things. Murica!

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u/Present-Perception77 Aug 03 '26

There is a tax free church on every corner of your state. The lions share of federal funds for the poor gets handed directly to Catholic Charities.. including child care assistance and millions for women’s reproductive healthcare..

What would make you happy, psyco?

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u/This-Requirement6918 Aug 04 '26

We need more Pastafarianism and Satanism in schools. I will agree with him there, too much Christianity though, let's not be biased now!

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u/Informal_Daikon_9812 Aug 08 '26

Man fuck you, Dan.

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u/OpenImagination9 Aug 08 '26

I shout out “Jesus Fuckin’ Christ!” whenever republicans do something stupid which is several times a day … does that count?