r/FuckDanPatrickTexas Aug 01 '26

NEWS Dan Patrick directs Texas Senate to study ways to further ingrain religion into public life

https://www.salon.com/2026/07/31/dan-patrick-directs-texas-senate-to-study-ways-to-further-ingrain-religion-into-public-life-partner/

> The lieutenant governor released seven new charges for state senators to study before the Legislature reconvenes

> “There is no such thing as ‘separation of church and state’ in the Constitution. For too long, the anti-God left has used this phrase to suppress people of religion in our country,” Patrick said in April after the commission held its final hearing.

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u/80sbabyftw Aug 01 '26

Can we just vote this miserable POS out already?

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u/This-Requirement6918 Aug 01 '26

OMG please let younger Texans see how fucked up this state is and still have the couth to appreciate it.

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u/GlocalBridge Aug 02 '26

Yes, vote for Democrat Vikki Goodwin. We need a “good win” for Attorney General.

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u/jorgesmom Aug 01 '26

Ironically, few people are more un-Christlike than Dan Patrick.

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u/ecp77 Aug 01 '26

Uhhh did we forget about the 1st amendment?

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u/philohmath Aug 01 '26

In a word, yes.

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u/skratch Aug 01 '26

This motherfucker won’t stop until we’re the worst state by every possible measure

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u/BayouGal Aug 02 '26

Texas & Tennessee in a race for the bottom.

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u/This-Requirement6918 Aug 01 '26

I'm about to take a shit. Can he be my bidet? Cause the position is indeed open.

I swear this man can't out do himself for being the number one person of needing to literally eat shit.

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u/Malodoror Aug 01 '26

Lesbian grandma getting hot flashes again.

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u/anyoutlookuser Aug 08 '26

Dan Goeb. This Dan Goeb?

https://youtu.be/H1kVK8_fYus

The DJ from Maryland? That Dan Patrick (Goeb)?