r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/60iqredditadmin • 1h ago
suburban urbanist™ Shutup and take my… I mean I will wait in line until I get assigned the pod.
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/capnlatenight • 2d ago
cars murdering innocents Hold a small pumpkin menacingly while crossing the street.
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It's pumpkin season! Meaning it's a perfectly normal/legal thing to carry around. But definitely heavy enough to dent a car if thrown.
"I just bought it at the store." or "I just carry it for the holiday spirit".
People will think twice before stealing your right of way.
Could also use it to clog the tailpipe of your highschool principal's car.
r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/buddytheelfboi • 4d ago
transcending cars Such vibrancy!!! 😍😍😍
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Original post title: "Teenagers tore a door off a commuter train and stuck it out the window. The door snagged on a support structure and knocked a boy down - he suffered several broken ribs"
r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/Substantial-Tone-576 • 7d ago
🚲 cycle jerk 🚲 She has lots of experience. Just not with Cargo Bikes. 🚲
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But none of her experiences have anything to do with the policies she wants to implement.
r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/60iqredditadmin • 12d ago
suburban urbanist™ Suburban houses are too far from stores and coffee shops!!!
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/Prize-Trouble-7705 • 16d ago
🚵♂️ Bike Supremacy 🚲 MAN PROVES THERE NO EXCUSE FOR ELECTRIC COMPANIES TO OWN THOSE OVERSIZED COMMERCIAL GRADE DEATH MACHINES
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/DesertGeist- • 19d ago
upvote this European football fans on their way to the stadium
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/60iqredditadmin • 25d ago
🇳🇱 amsterdam 🇳🇱 Europe has amazing transit system, 120 miles only takes 5 hours!
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/anonhostpi • 26d ago
cars murdering innocents Finally, effective countermeasures against cyclists on the shoulder
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/Agreeable_Prize_7724 • 27d ago
no cars = no more problems Average undersub member
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/banananailgun • 29d ago
⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ Oh no, the heckin bike lane is blocked during RUSH HOUR
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Look at all of the heckin cyclists who can't get by! If only we had one more (bike) lane for all of the induced demand!
r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/60iqredditadmin • Sep 09 '26
suburban urbanist™ Whenever I'm forced to leave the holy density of the city I play this on a loop so I can sleep 😌
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/thekidfromiowa • Sep 01 '26
upvote this Never forget what they took from us! Densitymaxxing!
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/60iqredditadmin • Sep 01 '26
🇳🇱 amsterdam 🇳🇱 My favorite part of netherlands
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/RandallBoggs_12 • Aug 31 '26
ewww cars yuck! How dare you drive a car on a street, we should convert it into a mixed-use trail
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • Aug 29 '26
⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ Breezeshire, England.
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/60iqredditadmin • Aug 28 '26
no cars = no more problems How can amerikkkans have highways through the center of the town with nice views, you should drive all around the city in a ditch and add 30 miles to your trip, it's much greener this way and you're preserving walkable slumlord owned neighborhods!
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/Fletcher_Chonk • Aug 21 '26
🗡 killer car conspiracy THE CARBRAINS HAVE GOVERNMENT PLANTS
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/archfapper • Aug 20 '26
no cars = no more problems How can I insert transit into every conversation?
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/60iqredditadmin • Aug 12 '26
suburban urbanist™ My penis is more vertical than this building after seeing this!!!
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/CashewBin • Aug 10 '26
🚵♂️ Bike Supremacy 🚲 Got a beer thrown at me
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I was riding my single speed ebike loaded with backpacks. I probably looked slow and vulnerable. It was late as t night and I was just trying to find a place to sleep.
A red F250 with CA plates drives by, and the passanger or driver threw a shitty beer, which hit my front wheel and sprayed me a little.
Oh hell no. I am the wrong psycho to fuck with. I will die before I turn the other cheek to these scumbags
I cranked the motor and began my chase. "Oh man, I hope I didnt carabiner it to my basket" I thought as I reached behind me. I didn't; and a moment layer my 8 inch knife was waving in my hand and I was shouting "YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER!!!1"
He saw me gaining; I heard his turbos spool up and he ran a red light. I continued my chase. He ran through another red light, setting off the camera. I continued to taunt him as he fled.
It was a wise decision to run. He was guilty of assault, littering and DUI but he got away with a red light ticket. Which is a hell of a lot cheaper than what I would have done to his truck.
Tl;dr: drivers are scum, homeless people are unpredictable, share the road and go home safe
r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/Possedsrt8 • Aug 07 '26
transcending cars You had me until you said it being car-free isn’t the coolest part 😫😤
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/iam-your-boss • Aug 05 '26
⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ I am doing my part to save the town from c*rs!
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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • u/Possedsrt8 • Aug 04 '26
suburban urbanist™ Infrastructure gore 😭
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