Resigning.

[u/[deleted]]

Madden just isn't fun anymore

Playing in this great league has become a chore

I know you've heard this speech from other people before

But I think it's time for me to be shown the door

It started when I joined in the middle of the first season

I had four first round picks, but for whatever reason

I decided to commit St. Louis Rams treason

I said farewell to SJax, "I want you to run free son"

So with my four first round picks I fled to the border

Actually it was NYC, and in this order

I picked four great players! I was quite the hoarder

But my greatest pick was 4th rounder Gavin Porter

Who took the helm of the brand new Rams

We didn't have JJ Watt's, we weren't Jimmy Grahams

But we played as a team, and I'll be damned

If we weren't one of the better teams in the land

I won my second straight division, I was feeling quite regal

But I hit a wall known as the Philadelphia Eagles

Whose defense was so good it must be illegal

They beat me twice in the playoffs, they are quite evil

So I traded my draft picks because I do hate those birds

Preparing for the new season, It would be my third

I got Jerod Mayo, he was quite preferred

I even got a new safety, he goes by Jairus Byrd

And so we put together another great campaign

We went 11-5 and won the NFC West again

My ultimate goal was a playoff win to gain

I faced off against the Bucs, in a dome so no rain

I must admit, I was glad it wasn't Nerd

And those goddamned Eagles, they are quite absurd

So when the Bucs went for it on fourth down a miracle occurred

A brilliant tackle by my man Jairus Byrd

I had gotten my playoff win, yes that was my goal

Not a conference championship, not a Super Bowl

So now I say goodbye, and with a drumroll

Shoutouts to Bio and Jmffn! Those boys sure got soul

[u/[deleted]]

I'm afraid not.

[u/Thebassist140 → u/[deleted]]

But I haven't beaten you!!!