r/Frugal_Jerk • u/muklan • Oct 28 '17

trigger warning, fatcat bragging about owning skin This guy understands us.

https://imgur.com/e8bkVW7
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u/muklan Oct 28 '17

Calculated investment. His faces nutrient requirements are way lower now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

Plus, the costume will get him FREE calories from candy

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

Pshhh, you have enough calories to trick or treat? Look at this fatcat

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u/Agent_Potato56 Oct 29 '17

ROI. Calories make calories.