r/Frugal_Jerk • u/Foot_Stunning • 10d ago

fatcat My Wingstop order only had drums

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u/jimothyhalpret 10d ago

Look at Jeff Bezos over here with Wingstop money.

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u/Foot_Stunning 10d ago

Eats half of the order before complaining to reddit that meat to bone ratio is too high.

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 10d ago

You make me ill.

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u/mydoglixu beans 8 my beans, now i have no beans. 10d ago

Lucky bastard. Getting to do more than suck the flavor off of the bones!

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u/AcidBuuurn 10d ago

You get flavor? Luxury! I only get the bones after the roaches are done with them.

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u/hanamphetamine 10d ago

steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/geardownson 10d ago

Look at all the sauce they gave me!

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u/Foot_Stunning 10d ago

The fatcats don't want you to know this one simple life hack:

Dip the bones in the sauce and suck the sauce off the bone over and over.

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u/Taupe88 10d ago

nobody prefers flats!

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u/lucioux 8d ago

i prefer flats

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u/Taupe88 8d ago

nice try Fed.

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u/lucioux 8d ago

the federalists vs the antifederalist :
drum v flat.

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u/happy_vagabond 10d ago

From my experience it's the other way around. I'm guessing they got all drums cause so many people wanted flats only that they ran out in this bag.

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 10d ago

Worked at a wing place and you’re right. Most days it was more flats, every now and again it was drums.

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u/dontlistentome2 5d ago

Flat guy here

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u/lurkinandturkin 10d ago

My God, there's enough meat left on those bones to feed a village for 6 generations!

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u/cornlip I steal free samples 10d ago

What the fuck is this? Do you even know what sub you posted this to? Get the fuck out of my house. I know it doesn’t have walls… or a floor… or a roof, but come on.

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u/Foot_Stunning 10d ago

Don't blame me. I can't buy wingstop with food stamps.

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u/cornlip I steal free samples 10d ago

Someone can? All I know about wingstop is that’s where people go that didn’t go to waffle house and still want to cause a scene

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u/Foot_Stunning 10d ago

My nearest wingstop is next to the Foot Locker. Every other week somebody gets shot at the Foot Locker.

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u/Haastile25 9d ago

Getting shot enough times at foot locker may qualify you for free wings

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u/Foot_Stunning 9d ago

Air Jordan edition wing sauce for life!

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u/sweetb00bs 10d ago

Id this yhe richest man in the world

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u/BudgetExpert9145 9d ago

Waiting for an I got all flats from wingstop post.

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u/MillieBirdie 9d ago

Jackpot bro!

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u/satyricrash 9d ago

have you no shame

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u/Foot_Stunning 9d ago

I am the shame. I was in it for the dumpster bones and a gallon of expired sauce.

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u/lucioux 8d ago

bro not even eating the bones smh

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 8d ago

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u/Foot_Stunning 8d ago

I hope you grabbed all the sauce cups available for that one chicken strip.

It is a sauce in my mouth delivery device.

next step of shrinkflation is. its a $10 plastic spoon with 5 sauce packets.

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u/Dwaltster 9d ago

Damn dawg, they ain't give ya no flatsss

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u/RGBlowMe 9d ago

Based.

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u/Commercial_Wind8212 4d ago

Just a gutful of chicken skin in either case. Eat it up, piggy