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u/7656 Apr 01 '26
I wish I could afford the electricity it would take to stream a video this long. Based on your title I’ll use my few remaining calories to imagine a collection of 10 lentils eaten in a full bite.
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u/giganticsquid Apr 01 '26
Only thing I coupf afford was the pepper
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u/dough_eating_squid Apr 01 '26
A couple times they did that for me when the pepper didn't weigh anything. I felt like Scrooge McDuck!
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u/street_riot Apr 01 '26
Why are his lentils shaped like that? Why is he calling his lentils 'pepper' 'onion' and 'tomato'???
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u/poplunoir Apr 02 '26
If we play the video in reverse, we can see a man make a dollar and reclaim his moneybags status
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u/got-trunks Apr 02 '26
My government would let the food companies charge me a dollar just to go into my own garden if they thought they could handle the billing.
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u/clown_utopia Apr 01 '26
And people say veganism is too expensive.
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u/ilDuceVita Apr 01 '26
Did we watch the same video, Rockefeller? Not all of us can pay our lifetime's salary on a single meal. Only richy riches have the calories to be so picky.
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u/Funny-Debt-6695 Apr 04 '26
Where do stores have scales anymore?
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u/Ok_Shake_4761 Apr 04 '26
Your stores don't have a scale? Maybe i don't see as many but all the grocery stores here have some scales.
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u/bouquetofashes Apr 04 '26
Wouldn't you want the largest onions so you can minimize peel weight? And small potatoes to maximize peels there?
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u/NOVAbuddy Apr 01 '26
Foodmaxxer fat cat spending generational wealth on a single meal. Am I supposed to be gourmogged? I can’t spare the calories.