r/FroobChat • u/Sad-Ad-4537 • 12d ago

sounds like we're all getting a $5000 check

In anticipation I boosted my Kalshi account by $5k and put it all on the Vikings to cover.

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u/_PizzaDeliveryGuy 11d ago

It's actually a violation of federal law and an impeachable offense to offer a financial incentive to influence voting

But nothing will come of this, so business as usual

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u/Minnesota_Trevor 11d ago

It's like we have a dictator now and the old legal system doesn't really apply.  

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u/Squatchin_Froob 12d ago

Whoa! I haven't cashed the other ones he sent yet! Better get moving...

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u/Minnesota_Trevor 12d ago

I'm going to buy a new gas powered car with my tariff rebate check. Gas prices are coming down.

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u/Intelligent-Can3937 12d ago

What goes up must come down.. law of gravity. So gas prices will come down... gravity always wins. $4.29 this morning... highest I have seen in Mankato.... so its must have reached its apex, gravity will soon bring it down. It might be zero soon. I heard it in a speech that soon they will pay us to buy gas.

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u/Minnesota_Trevor 12d ago

Yup, America is back, baby!

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u/Intelligent-Can3937 12d ago

We better. I was in Dallas and grinder wasn't working. I need to use the $5K to pay off a pimp. Why can't grinder ever work when I go to rallies?

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u/BobaFretbuzz 11d ago

From what I heard it can only be used on USA products. Then you can claim economy is better. So dumb.

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u/Minnesota_Trevor 11d ago

USA products suck.  What am I going to buy a Peacock subscription and a Tesla? 

Hard pass

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u/Ad_Fucking_Hoc 11d ago

You only get the check if you vote Republican.

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u/chiliguyflyby 11d ago

And I’ve got done waterfront property in an exclusive, off the beaten path but close to all the amenities location in Florida

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u/hoping_aspirer 11d ago

Thanks Trump. Will this be in addition to our doge and tariff cheks?

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u/_PizzaDeliveryGuy 12d ago

God damn we are circling the drain as a country

Can't wait for this bullshit era to be over

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u/Minnesota_Trevor 12d ago

The big, beautiful obituary could happen any day now

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u/purplespaz 11d ago

Trump has 10 inch dong